He’s got daddy issues he’s got mommy issues he’s got brother issues he’s got surrogate father figure issues he’s got issues with the guy who’s not even his brother but pretended to be his brother once in a complicated dicks-out marriage fraud situation. Somehow he is simultaneously working for and working against every single faction in the story. He’s my precious little catboy he’s a war criminal (literal) he’s done everything wrong in his entire life. 5 different guys are trying to gaslight him simultaneously and one is hunting him for sport. Every single found family this man has been part of has divorced him. His own creator doesn’t understand why he’s popular with female fans despite illustrating a whole scene where he loads a rifle with his tongue. The healthiest relationship he has ever maintained in his entire life is with a man he’s never spoken to, they just watch each other eat snow through binoculars. Even all the other traitors and murderers he hangs out with think he’s a fucked up little freak. The nicest thing he ever did for anyone was shoot himself in the face and die
sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.
asa and kobeni are on opposite sides of the failgirl spectrum. Kobeni is an anxious mess and constantly crying screaming throwing up but she is actually super competent. Asa has so much unearned confidence but she cant walk three feet without tripping and is desperate for friends
The ED on the last Stone Ocean episode features a very special song 🦋💙
Multitool item.
[“We’ve supported the table with a landmine 😂”
“Fucking what? What if it fucking blows?”
“We have another one.”]
(does one thing) hm i think i deserve a little reward :) (walks around in circles listening to music for three hours)
5 ibuprofen 2 garlic
Try my recipe boy
I've been playing Pokemon non-stop for days it was so confusing to come back to whatever is happening
My favorite thing is seeing how different translations convey eccentric phrases and figures of speech.
au where hes saying all of this at once
the best part about this image set is that it’s all different frames of the same scene so i like to imagine that he’s running away, saying all of it just for emphasis
