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Sea of Ink

@antisocialbutterfly-istp

ISTP, 5w6, chaotic neutral, Virgo, Ravenclaw shitposter
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You know what’s more fun than worldbuilding that makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!? Worldbuilding that gives the different races cultural differences that help explain why there’s a lot of conflict between them:

Goblin culture doesn’t have a concept of “Property”. A stick on the ground and a tool in a locked shed are equally up for grabs if a thing needs doing. They casually take and leave things all over their communities, eat from communal pots, and genuinely Do Not Understand why the Core Races are so Angry and prone to Violence all the time.

Consequently Goblins who live near Core communities develop a reputation as “Thieves” despite not even having a *word* for that. (The closest word they have is more like “Greedy” and it means a person that hides things so nobody else can use them, and it’s a surefire fight-starter to call a Goblin that)

Common Orc Spiritual beliefs hold that a Soul can only grow stronger by overcoming Challenges in life, and see intruding on another person’s Challenge unasked for as not just Rude, but Deeply Harmful. You’re Stealing their chance to Grow. Asking for help is deeply personal and doing so can be both a way to grow closer with them or a too-personal intrusion, depending on your existing relationship with them. An exception is Children, as far as most Orcs are concerned, all Children are fundamentally the responsibility of the Whole Community, regardless of whose child they are, or even if said child is an Orc at *all*.

This means that Orcs who live near Core neighbors often seem Rude and Standoffish if not outright hostile, because they neither ask for nor offer aid even in times of trouble, and respond to unasked for aid themselves with Anger. There are even rumors that they Steal Children, because if an Orc finds a child lost in the woods they’re pretty much immediately going to start feeding it, and if they can’t find where to bring it back to, or it doesn’t seem to be well cared for, they’re just gonna keep it. 

This. I like this.

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glumshoe

worldbuilding is what writers do when they want to justify a petty aesthetic choice

Worldbuilding is also what writers do when they want to justify not actually writing.

Reading this comment was like looking down to see that I’ve been stabbed through the back in the middle of gloating.

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Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

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I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

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they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

All I see are Good Pupps. 

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chaosroid

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

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hearing the john mulaney “do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep” bit is the best thing to have happened for my mental health because every time i’m afraid my friends hate me it’s around the time i should be going the fuck to sleep

I read somewhere “if you feel like everyone hates you you need to sleep and if you feel like you hate everyone else you need to eat” and it was honestly world-shattering and I wish I’d heard it years ago!

My mum taught me HALT – “Are you Hungry, Angry, Lonely, or Tired?” which is a fairly standard quick self-assessment – but she also taught me that if you are both angry AND lonely you are probably actually Hungry or Tired. 

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Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

You know Carrie is considered a horror movie right….

Whoa dude Goly fuck.. I didnt realize I’m so sorry

Its ok, i know its hard to understand the plot and theme of some movies.

thanks for telling me! i’m gonna go finish this documentary about motherhood now, idk if you’ve seen it, it’s called Rosemary’s Baby

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an 80′s sitcom with a laugh track but the laugh track comes from behind you

Thanks! How do I uninstall it?

It Uninstalls You.

i warned you

The laugh track plays but now one voice louder

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kaijuno

-stores little Gatorade bottles and fruit snacks to replenish both partner's electrolytes

NGL, I was seriously disappointed when I found out this was a gag gift box and they don't really exist.

MUST. HAVE. ALL. THE POCKETS.

DIY cargo socks

I have, more than once, considered commissioning a Knitting Friend to make a pair of wool cargo socks.

That is a cursed concept and I want them

Gotta have either elastic, ties,or garters to stay up under the weight of anything in them, though.

...cargo stockings...

Cargo stockings and garter belt.

You need to be stopped

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

And also the irony is

TANGIBLE

This has gone too far

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Something interesting I’ve learned - although I don’t know if this has a name in any other language, but in Korean this position is called “manner legs”. It refers to people stretching their legs to sink down to a smaller height so people working or filming with them could either work on their hair and makeup or appear to be their same height.

This is the opposite of the one comic where the artist insists the characters just carry boxes at all times to explain why the short characters can suddenly see eye-to-eye with the tall characters in close-up shots.

Wait wait I’ve seen someone else do this

HOZIER DOES MANNER LEGS

the picture of the tall girl with manner legs and the short guy on tiptoes is so cute though

I managed to find the source for that and it’s a scene from the filming of a commercial the two of them did for a mango-infused beer called “Mango Lingo”! He’s a famous actor and screenwriter (Yoo Byungjae), known for being super funny, and she’s a popular singer and actress (Kwon Nara) with a great reputation.