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thecommonchick
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minowen

There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in:

Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can’t see.
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thecommonchick
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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rosiedoll
person: what's your favorite season?
me: probably season 5
person:
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person:
me:
person:
me: oh you meant like winter or summer okay my bad
Source: juniebhoran