Fire in my veins

New the City? I'm Yorking here!

Can I get a City York and York? You New the York, yessir

The New is right on the corner of City and York. New can't miss it

I think I'm York New. But bitch I'm City with that New!

I'm gonna take my York down the New City road I'm gonna Baby till i can't no more

CLEARLY. New don't own a York City

YorkBob NewPants lives in City Bottom

I'm already New York

I wanna York you like a NewCity

New Yorks on the City

Preloved York

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

f0restbones

ilexdiapason

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

is anyone else getting torture porn ads for gardenscapes

i just think that lady and her daughter(?) deserve a good day sometime. i could treat them right. i would pull the pins in the right order such as not to set their meagre house and few possessions on fire leaving them to die outside in the cold

watermelynn-witch

obviously you should download the app to save them yourself smile

wow you're right lynn :) i'm gonna download gardenscapes (app store / play store) and play for free right now

its an ok game !

hungry-skeleton

Died and came back cooler

hungry-skeleton

Died and came back an overall more enjoyable person

hungry-skeleton

Died and came back better at most things

coochiejesus

cockworkangels

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

somefink790

Hey, everyone

guess what

nuka-rockit

getting that its one picture and not four, but not getting the meme at first, is like effortlessly moving out of the way of a cyclist on the sidewalk by jumping into oncoming traffic

triangles-dont-do-art

WHY

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

Darn shame if this circulated…

deedesria543

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

quasi-normalcy

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

panevanbuckley

feministism

woolen-feathers

@nunyo-bizznez with the truest tags I've ever seen

oh THAT'S why

dingdongyouarewrong

been stuck with a terrible feeling that one of the episodes in the new black mirror season is gonna end with a title card like "the program you just watched was written by artificial intelligence" and they're going to be so smug about it and we'll all have to talk about it for weeks

somefink790

the-boobiest-wizards

HELP TWO FUNKY FRESH HIGHSCHOOLERS ON THEIR FINAL PROJECT THAT'S WORTH 200 POINTS (its just a survey)

So! For context, I’m in Honors English 10 and I’m doing a collaborative research project as part of my final exam.

This project has only a few more weeks before I need to share my results with my class, and I need to collect data about various social media usage.

The main point of the research is to explore a few questions about your social media presence/usage and how you feel about social media.

Survey link can be found here

I promise it’s super easy and it’s mostly just asking what platforms for social media you use. It shouldn’t take more than maybe 5 minutes if you think about what we ask.

WE DON'T ASK FOR ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION--it's hosted on Google Forms.

Please Reblog this post! I kinda need as many people as possible to maybe respond to it!!

edit: took away some of the unnecessary tags due to complaints. my bad broskis 😳😳

edit 2: this was posted may 3, 2023 and will be closed on may 10th, 2023

skchorpion

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

skchorpion

sabertoothwalrus

there's an old post I think about all the fucking time and I've googled so many times but I can never find it. I remember it like this

this is my tumblr white whale

itsalljustthoughtsanyway

left-hand-of-dorkness

when the media uses phrases like “the union is demanding higher pay” they want you to think hey wait i wish i got paid better you’re telling me these whiny writers are refusing to work? i’m way worse off than them and i still go in to work every day!

they want you to stop there and stew in your resentment instead of following the logic forward to hey maybe if i had a union i would have better pay!

and they say stuff like “working conditions” for the same reason because they know it conjures the image of a sweatshop or something and you’re like well that’s absurd writers work in offices how bad could it be they don’t have “working conditions”

they want you to stop there and stew in your resentment because you also work in an office instead of thinking about what the word “conditions” means and whether you are allowed to take off work to be with your newborn child

don’t be fooled by this shit. don’t buy into the idea that people work in any field solely for the love of the game yes even when it’s a literal game (writers work on those too). work is work! money can be exchanged for goods and services!