My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

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I'm having trouble feeling sympathy for anyone shelling out a kilobuck for Elon Musk's 2023 version of twitter.

"kilobuck" is now in my vocabulary

park bench lovers

I think it's important to let guys be gender non conforming without telling them they're a girl, cause actually misgendering people is still shit even when you are pro trans. "You're a girl, an egg waiting to crack, and that's ok" how about you are a boy and a man and it's still ok if you want to do something that doesn't align with traditional ideals of your gender. You can still be he/him in a skirt and makeup.

"If you wear pink/like floral scents/write with gel pens/whatever then you're a girl" is not the progressive statement that some people think it is.

but you must gesticulate 👋

I need to draw men being obnoxious to their partners and getting In The Way right now immediately.

it is it's nature to Be In The Way.

Just... Pick them up??? Grab a blanket, wrap 'em up, then move them out of the way.

the consequences of doing that:

just needed to make a conclusion to this

tbh this post is Just for the it/its crowd now. keep shining.

(but for real it makes me happy other it/its folks are getting a lil joy out of an it/its character like. casually existing and having a fun gender.)

the author’s name is wright i can’t believe my eyes

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

goat cheese mishap

Oh please please please please please let this aesthetic become widely known as incel design.

If you work a tipped job literally make up a silly name for yourself and people will think you’re so much more charismatic and personable for the exact same service. People are soo much nicer and tip me better when I say my names Melon. They fucking love it all I gotta say is yup that’s my real name. my parents are huge hippies. I know fucking insane right. Fucking stupid. With a straight face and especially the old people they have to fan themselves they get so excited

Может быть, только благодаря ему это все и держится

Может быть, только благодаря ему это все и держится

she continues to be the moment

the main thing you've gotta remember about our ruling class is that they are by and large very stupid short sighted selfish people who tend to reward other very stupid short sighted selfish people which is why the EPA's upper echelons can end up getting filled with suits so air headed and greed driven that the agency doesn't even stop for a second to consider not legalizing the chevron fuel that is guaranteed to give everyone on earth cancer over a long enough time frame because not green lighting it might negatively impact their future career prospects as lobbyists for the fossil fuel industry

this is the type of things guys talked about in the tavern in the 1200s