Cyanide Surprise

all along the coast, they’re waiting. all along the river-bed. all along the coast, they’re waiting. all along the river-bed. ‘cuz one good turn deserves another! one good turn deserves another! one good turn deserves another; a sister, a brother, a mother, a daughter. get fucked! 'cuz she! she gotta lot of legs! just like a centipede! 'cuz i’m her kinda girl. and she’s my kinda boy. and if you cast her out, well, then i’m a sinner born. because everyone, everyone, everybody gets the fucking measles.

I just found out that vampires suck blood because the human blood has vitamins that they can’t get from the sun wtf i feel like a kid that just got told santa isn’t real

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aw hell yeah mad libs

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

I hope dan and phil will be there too to make the prophecy come true

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

Fuck Your Lecture on Craft, My People Are Dying by Noor Hindi

reblog to kill it faster

So they didn't want people using the very things they advertised as being useful; the reasons you'd tolerate an always-on virtual assistant in your life.

this is the kind of stuff the cyber dystopias never think to include. "spying on everyone couldn't make enough money :(" like what

We would be in a significantly better place as a people if “old” and “fat” could be neutral descriptions of fact and not seen as insults by default.

Just in case I need to say it, thin/young people can and should feel free to reblog this. That’s kinda my point.

The fact that this post got 10k+ notes before someone vomited a bunch of “there’s a weight limit on who I will afford basic respect toward” and “blah blah UNHEALTHY” bullshit, is a win. I mean it’s annoying as hell to have to suffer that at all, but if this was like 2015, it would have happened at 100 notes and I would have lost a crap ton of followers for defending myself and daring to suggest fatness is OK actually. So I’m taking the chance to be grateful for a little evolution.

love when the cd player makes little chirp and whirr sounds. she is excited to sing you a song !

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"

<3

i want to fucking bite alex kralies arm off

after I watched fnaf it was like omg. I can't go to bed freddy fagbear will be in my closet

guess who just made another horrific typo

mutual 1: new mcr tomorrow i can feel it

mutual 2: we are never fucking seeing gerard again

mutual 3: WE'RE SOOOO BACK

mutual 5: [picture of gerard ways thighs] i miss her everyday...

mutual 6: ls dunes needs to break up.

mutual 7: rosey ronkey featured on new mcr song out next week

mutual 8: it's so over

mutual 9: [foundations of decay spotify link] does anybody know about this

I don’t need therapy i need a big hug

@smol–jelly I can’t-