my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

lms if you want a relationship like this

file this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never learn about in school

By fucking hand, bro.

you always hear about the first man on the moon but never this 

 ♥

Blair Waldorf. (via worldgossipgirl)

(via valakiszeressenengemis)

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

THIS THIS THIS. Ultimate dream 

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired