if you're one of the people arguing about how able-bodied people can totally call themselves cripples actually, i can help you out! for $5 i can beat the absolute shit out of you with my cane, allowing you to experience the life of a cripple and to claim the title with authenticity! join the coveted and exclusive physically disabled community that ALL THE ABLEDS WANT IN ON!!!!!
me to my bf after finding a dead bird in his backyard: it's probably weird that my immediate reaction to finding dead animals is to want to bring it home
and he said yeah it is and i love you for it 🥺
more freak-lover bfs in the world <3
but see Wednesday i also found a rabbit foot. so can i be blamed when the world keeps tempting me
Anonymous asked:
you say f*ggot a lot, can you reclaim that?
i ate 5 tacos yesterday and took a long cozy nap and then sewed for an hour. you too can enjoy life like me
they told you it’s cleaner to wax your pussy raw remove its natural barrier completely fucking up your follicles and risking damaging your skin permanently and then they told you it’s sexy to wear polyester underwear that doesn’t let air through creating the perfect environment for all sorts of bacteria to proliferate in and also goes IN your ass creating a direct channel from your anus to your bald defenceless pussy and you believed it. you believed it
its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three
are there no rules on this damned earth? are we just here to suffer?
there are rays of sunshine in this dark world
wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure
yeah sure. wait why are you in the hallway
im just hanging out
warrior's dinner
are you smoking a lit joint on the fucking bus
no ma'am i am the driver
we are nboth gonna diee
Had a dream that there was a furry subculture revolving entirely around popular cryptids where nobody knew exactly what anybody else's fursona actually looked like because they exclusively drew themselves blurry and out of focus and/or really far away.
Colleen Ballinger's lawyer was prince Andrew's lawyer? Also Bill Cosby's, Danny Masterson's, Horatio Sanz, Armie Hammers...
me seeing a rainbow elephant bush: 😳 oh man....... he's a different version of one i have at home. so i can't be talked out of it 😈
so now i have a pretty portucularia afra variegata :) really excited to see the sun stress colours
the gollum jade next to it was rotting at the base and not even in a pot. hope i can save it
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em
1969.........
Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.
I think this is the funniest fucking notifications I've ever gotten in Morrowind.
One of the most fascinatingly bizarre arguments I've engaged in on the internet was with a guy who claimed that there is no genetic component to a person's height. I had to have him repeat and re-word that sentence several times before I was sure that I got that right the first time - he literally insisted that genetics play zero role in how tall someone grows up to be, that it's 100% environment, childhood nutrition and so on. People just end up being roughly the same height as their parents because they grow up eating the same foods and stuff like that.
His proof of this argument was the height difference between North Korean and South Korean people - they're genetically of the same background, but there's an almost 10 cm difference between average height between the two because people of South Korea have general better nutrition and health. So therefore, there cannot be a genetic component to height.
So I asked him does he actually, really think that the reason why whole continents' worth of people are averagely shorter than on some others because they're just bad at eating. Like is the almost 5 cm average height difference between people in Finland and people in South Korea also just about inferior vs superior nutrition. He said yes, yes it is, with the tone of someone who's been arguing with an idiot this whole time and was satisfied that I'm finally beginning to understand this amazing wisdom he's bestowing upon me.
So I asked him if an infant from the Philippines, whose father was 163 cm tall, and whose mother was 152 cm, was brought to Finland at birth and raised in the exact same environment with the same food as native ethnic finn babies, would the baby predictably also grow up to be 180 cm tall.
He said yes. Obviously.
@purple-is-great we actually started this conversation by mentioning I'm the shortest of all of my cousins - girls included - and I made a joke that all of the tall genes in my family must have skipped me. I never got an explanation to how he'd think that would happen, other than probably that I just Personally Suck.
s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it
I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.
