imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

Map of Rep. Ireland from 3 to 850 edges

50 edges is my favorite.

she was a s8r maid...

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

borgor eat

WHy ARE Y'ALL GIVING THIS NOTES.

borgor distribution network

first vine, now tiktok, lets just go back to ytmnd

Someone please fill me in

ok done

Well that's ominous twitter

I’d just like to point out that we had robots who brought us Scotch in the 80s. Clearly we have devolved as a technological society.

Item: liquor service droid

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life

THE NEXT AVATAR ABOUT TO LOOK FINE AFFFFFF

Oh, so YOU guys can just see a face and be like “I like that face, I’m gonna make it my face” and everyone’s just COOL with that. But when I, Koh the Face Stealer,

Love this card.

@jokingluna

Is ok to ship your Mons? cause I do that…a lot. Their names are Terracota and Porcelana btw

I made this on december and got lots of love on insta, so i guess I’ll post it here too!

Free him!

When getting housing for a pet, please remember to get the homes of an adequate size. This is abuse

knights need at least a 5x5 enclosure in order to keep their stress levels manageable, and honestly that’s pushing it. 10x10 is a much more humane minimum, and you should allow them more if you can spare it, as knights enjoy “touring” around their enclosures and more space means a longer tour. if you don’t have the space a knight requires, consider adopting a bishop or a rook instead

I hate this because a chessboard is 8x8.

Chessboards are torture for knights!!

For those who are considering enrichments for their knights, here are some ideas you may consider if you:

IT'S NOT FUCKING HOMESTUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT WEEB!

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

i wonder if i could

hunt him for sport

ominous

for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke

Make this the new meme!

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami

https://youtu.be/zhU1lUQmn9g