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MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.

CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE.

Did u fucking see that

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

tried this out

I was thinking "oh but I can't be autistic, I'm so good at eye contact and small talk! I know all the right ratios for looking/not looking and asking/answering questions! I even know the best posture to communicate low-stakes friendliness (about 15 degrees from facing them. weight on one leg. 70% eye contact. still hands.) everybody says I'm great!" before realizing I may be refuting my own point

Yeah, my one-question autism screening is "how do you make eye contact". If you can comprehend the question, you're autistic.

"see, I have the eye contact nailed down, I have a system"

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it

Getting top surgery next week and ngl, I think its gonna be a huge weight off my chest

Update, I woke up from the surgery and, while high on anaesthetic and painkillers, told the nurses that they scared me titless

Here’s johnny

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

i just have to make it through the next few or tens or hundreds or thousands of weeks. until i'm dead