when your dad won’t fucking die

“Viy”, illustration by Eduard Novikov

dj-nasir got the whole club complaining about his selection of metal

Has this joke been made before?

The downside to owning a large house is that sometimes you put your glasses down in a weird place and don’t remember where that is, sometimes you put your phone down in a weird place and don’t remember where that is, and sometimes you do both

Glasses and phone were exactly where I thought they'd be, I just couldn't friggin' see 'em

I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad

I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.

This is the men’s tits website but what

Cunk on Earth | Philomena's Castle

This is brilliantly performed, but my God the Sound Department for this sequence deserve an EGOT and a Medal of Honor.

Every day I discover forms of art I could not have concieved of before, and suddenly I am in awe of being alive.

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

Fungi are truly the nearst thing to immortality we have on this planet

message to any autistic pieple on this website who love weed: 24 seasons of How It's Made on tubi for free.

biden 2024 - making things work

This is why I honestly feel like Biden was the best possible choice in a shitty situation, even with his age and potential health issues. Because if nothing else, he is NOT REACTIONARY. He is methodical and dedicated. Do I wish he acted a little faster and with more of an eye towards progressive policies? Obviously yes. But given the choices, and given everything else that's happened, Biden has absolutely made the best of a bad situation. Sometimes you don't need a hero, you need a fucking repairman to come and just make it work until it can be fixed. And he's a damn good repairman.

Okay, I’ll give him the W for this one.

According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

Round 2

Yu Yevon: I guess if you're into... blood sucking? I don't know?

Barbariccia: Can't keep a her down

Round 2

Zenos: Your best friend, your enemy. Maybe the last face you'll ever se-- [gunshot]

Raogrimm: Mmmmmmm. Big sexy. Yes.

Round 2

Sephiroth: Invites you back to a mommy-son tag team party

Emet-Selch: Wants to fuck you so bad it literally makes him stupid.