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@anthoni-jamthoni

main account right here alt writing acc: hehrshykiss ► walt | ehrsei ► minor ► he/they ► this acc is just bullshit ► currently: writing new fic (unoriginal origins) ► watching: wandavision ► reading: noli me tangere ► languages: filipino, english, (learning) german, and google translate welcome to my main account :) honestly i think im sick

Since that last post went so well I just had to come back and post some more doodles of the gang!

I went through some old conversations and quote walls between me and my friends and picked out some of the funniest ones I could find. So all of these quotes are things my friends and I have said/done together at some point XDD

Once again I would like to clarify- these were based on a joke AU where Sunny and Moony are two completely separate people. This is NOT cannon to my main FNAF AU. Daycare Attendant is 1 person in my main AU. Not two separate people in any way. ^ ^ ;

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I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

@hewwbwazew I would LOVE to read this holy shit

[ID for first reblog copied from catboymettaton: replies from hewwbwazew that say:one of the best short stories i have ever written was the one i submitted as part of my final high school english program it was basic lovecraft shit about a nameless starving man living out in the wilderness having to cross a threshold into somewhere he knows is otherworldly and dangerous in order to search for food before winter came and when he got there he found something to eat but he was then stalked and attacked by a creature described as looking similar to a distorted version of himself with hyper-extended limbs and long discoloured hair and a stretched out face who spoke in word salad and he barely made it out alive because it maimed him pretty bad but he went on to learn that the creature was actually bred from his genetic precursors by eldritch abominations with the explicit aim of making something that could most efficiently kill its own former race in particular so yeah it was a story about a coyote wandering into the suburbs and getting mauled by an off leash borzoi

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[ID of comic in third reblog: A wolf walking through the woods. “Always take care when walking alone.” The wold sees a shadow version of another wolf in the distance. “Lest you meet those monsters in teh woods” Close in on the monster to reveal a white borzoi. “They look beautifl at first (like snow) But then you see their too long faces” Close up on the dog’s elongated nose. “Their eyes all black.” Close up on the dog’s black eye. “And you hear their -” Dog with speech bubble, “garbled words” “Spoken in sing-song voices.” The wolf and dog’s eyes staring at each other each wide in shock. “Like a parody of you. It’s really such a terrible thing to know.” End ID]

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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

  • Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 
  • One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 
  • Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 
  • There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 
  • Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 
  • At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 
  • There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 
  • Katya fakes her death.