Just Call Me M

There are some elderly people near me in this restaurant and two of them started talking about their trans nephew really affectionately... maybe there is good in this world......

One of the old women was joking about how she "just can't figure out what he's gonna do next!" because her nephew is "so energetic." The man she's with was talking about how confident he is on testosterone compared to how "depressed and introverted" he was before "getting on the stuff." I love this so much. Shout out to supportive old people.

The older guy accidentally misgendered the nephew once but immediately corrected himself, and later said "he's really a bright young man!" while bragging. Peace and love on planet earth. <3

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair

luoman_art on Instagram

Absolutely could never be an influencer or tik tok famous anything. People are so disrespectful. Sorry to this woman.

Where is her Oscar

How much do we love Crowley standing behind Aziraphale when he's chatting to people like he's some sort of unofficial bodyguard

Me at my friends wedding

It’s time.

mark's back monday

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

I made this late one night after my roommate asked me what a muppet good omens crossover would look like. It still makes me laugh.

@bard-powers-activate and me on a night on the town

If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

sorry for seeing the divine in the monstrous. not my fault.

sorry for making the divine monstrous. that one is my fault i take full credit for it.

Sorry for being divine that’s the monsters fault

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓

Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can't chose the circumstances of our birth and it's the choices we make that define who we are.

She chose to eat people

God forbid women do anything

I think about this post like once a week