brooklyn (19)99

#God Tier OTPs

im the dj screaming w laughter

I think about this at least once a day.

working in customer service be like

I’ll catch you. I’ve got you, Tina.

Be happy with being you. Love your flaws. Own your quirks. And know that you are just as perfect as anyone else, exactly as you are.

Lily Collins arrives on the red carpet for the Santos de Cartier Watch Launch at Pier 48 on April 5, 2018 in San Francisco, California.

In my mind, I don’t really see myself as being famous. I just think my work is being exposed to a bigger audience. I’m just a local girl. I’m just a young girl trying to fulfil the purpose that’s been placed in my heart to do.

PUT THAT ON MY GRAVESTONE

t'challa, texting shuri: answer your phone

shuri, texting back: gimme a minute, i can’t find my phone

t'challa: ok

t'challa, five minutes later: you’re a terrible child. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your brother.

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that

The people of Ancient Greece loved that ancient grease

I am begrudgingly reblogging this for the first time in like four urls for this, the first comment on this post to actually make me laugh in literally years

There’s a quote in a letter from some poor Roman stationed out in like, fucking Ukraine, basically saying it’s the worst place to live in the entire world because they grow neither olives nor grapes.

No lube and no wine. WHY EVEN BE ALIVE

Literally one of my favorite things is just people in historical costume doing modern things

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Butt-slap