1850s-1860s archery outfit.

Look at the cute little pocket diary hanging from her belt!

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

dear god feeling this too hard rn

At this point the jokes write themselves

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

Prev X2 tags you are so right

Who is your Mcu arch-nemesis??

Quiz i made a long time ago, also should be noted that some questions and answers were inspired by “Harmless” by @shurisneakers

It’s a great fic I highly recommend

i made this is just to test how colours on one computer look on a different device, enjoy

based on this post

In the town where I was born, their only claim to fame is having a really exciting snake-breeding festival. Once a year, for whatever reason, all the snakes in the surrounding area decide that it's a great idea to get their bone on in the middle of town. Tourists used to travel there, back in the days when television was more boring, and watch this infinitely undulating orb of reptile sex slither all over town. Now there's not so many tourists, although the snakes are as randy as ever.

This has, naturally, impacted the town's economic prospects. It's easy to refuse fiscal support from other levels of government when the local diner is doing boffo business from nature photographers and U-Haul van airbrushers. No handouts. Strong back, principle and all that. Thing is, when the local economy goes to shit, usually the surrounding area does as well. So they started to attract snake handlers.

Now, I don't judge folks for their oddball religious affiliations – I have owned a Chrysler Intrepid, after all – but it just seemed to me like it was a bad idea to handle snakes. Especially snakes you don't know. Especially-especially snakes you don't know, after the long-time pastor who provided all the snakes for your previous handling episodes had died without leaving any documentation as to what he did to make the old snakes not bite you. So now the town had two problems: the aforementioned fiscal constraints, and also legal trouble from allowing a bunch of folks to show up in their Sunday best and get bitten to death by poisonous, horny snakes.

Ultimately, the problem solved itself. And by that, I mean that I moved out of town as soon as I was able. There's not much left for me back there anymore. The snakes own it all now anyway, due to an obscure provision in state law. Sometimes in the spring, though, I like to think about visiting the town, and taking a few photographs, just to recapture a bit of that old glory. Then I don't, because if I wanted to see a bunch of snakes making life difficult for myself, I'd fix the wiring harness in this Goddamn Saab.

I’m gonna put you in homestuck unless you stop kinning the author of lolita

That photo is gonna be in my nightmares now

A painstaking work !!

Masterlist

It’s time! Here are my stories! Thank you all so much for the overwhelming support, it truly means the world to me! <3

Liar Liar

Happier

Crazy Little Thing Called Love

You’re a Wonder (series)

Misinterpretation of the Heart 

More coming soon…

Scared to Love you

Happier but switched (coming soon…)

All my works can also be found under the tag: #milano writes a story 

Thank you again for all of your love on my silly little pieces! You all are absolutely fantastic! <3

Masterlist

Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw

“Running” Series

“You ran across the country to the place you knew you’d be the safest- with Maverick on a Navy base somewhere in California. Your plan was to lay low until the coast was clear - but then you met Bradley Bradshaw. Will you be able to escape the man who was determined to find you? Will you be able to keep Bradley safe? To fall in love again?”

Oneshots

Monster Design by 筆刀刀刀 #1

❝ 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬

𝐖𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐲𝐞

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 ❞

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𝗡𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗔: 𝐈𝐭 𝐀𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐌𝐞

𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚

𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗥: @𝐦𝐬𝐚𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐱𝐢𝐢𝐢

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𝗧𝗬𝗣𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬: 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐟𝐢𝐜, 𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢-𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐀𝐔

𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗥𝗘(𝗦): 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 || 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 || 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟 || 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭

𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧 (𝐑-𝟏𝟔)

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𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚(𝗦): 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐲, 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬, 𝐀𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦, 𝐂𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬, 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡

𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐚 𝐱 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐤𝐮'𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐧 [𝐎𝐂 𝐱 𝐎𝐂]

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𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗧 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬

A young woman named Jasmine diligently look after her longtime friend, Anitun who’s in a coma. In the midst of sleepless nights, she reminisces their moments together before the train crash takes place

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𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗦: Work in Progress

𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘: 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝟐𝟗

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Tagging some of my moots to promote the story (no pressure folks!)

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i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

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Blooming (III)

“Scoot over then.”

(Y/N)’s eyes almost explode out of her skull. “You want me to what?”

“Jesus, chick. It was just a suggestion,” he chides, “Getting your panties all in a twist because I won’t sleep but then won’t let me sleep? Kinda counterintuitive, don’t you think?” or Rooster gets caught up from a hospital bracelet and she finally gets that kiss she wanted. 

Warning: Contains curse words and mentions of an age gap. 

A/N: Welcome back to part three of the Blooming series! I’m so incredibly excited to share this with you all. Thank you much for your continued support and patience. Stay tuned for more of the Blooming-verse as part four will be out soon! But for now, enjoy 10.8k words about the story of Rooster Bradshaw facing his relationship fears. 

Blooming, Blooming II

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(Y/N) considers herself to be a private person. 

She’s an extremely private person, actually. But that’s only until someone wants to get information out of her and gives her that look. You know, the pointed one with the raised eyebrows and the slight smirk, the corners of their mouths serving as picks to the lock of all her inner thoughts. 

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Birds of a Feather 》 4

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Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x F!Reader

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

WARNINGS: Enemies to Lovers, Angst, Cursing, and Fluff!

Summary: The days since your reconciliation with Rooster have been tough – the training is extreme and the requirements are near impossible to meet. Right before you and your group mates are at the verge of defeat, your instructor plans a fun day out in order to raise morale, increase the team spirit, and, unexpectedly, spark feelings.

A/N: Part 4! Part 4! This part was so much fun to write since it holds a lighter, more fun tone than the rest. I hope you all enjoy <3

Word Count: 3.5K

The days that had followed that evening on the beach were, more or less, grueling. There were early wakeups, hours upon hours up in the air, and even hitting as high as 9 Gs, creeping in on the 10 that would be required for the mission. Every day was more of the same. Practice and nail the turns, fall behind on speed. Finally get the correct speed but breach the flight ceiling. Keep a low ceiling and crash into the simulated cliffs. It was frustrating and humbling, sending each and every one of you back to the locker room feeling less and less confident about the mission.

 It frayed your fitness, both mental and physical, leaving you with droopy eyelids and a craving for a piece of tranquility. Each flight felt like a punch in the face to both you and Bradley, sending the two of you into a slight descent to madness as you stayed up late in the common rooms, pouring over the F-18 manual and previous mission archives to see if there was anything more you could do. Most nights, it ended up with one of you falling asleep and the other having to shake them awake, throwing the towel in for that evening.

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Yeah, there’s a reason for that.

It’s called: antisemitic caricature.

I don’t understand what’s Jewish about mother gothel… she has a typical Disney face doesn’t she? Is it the curly hair..? I mean her nose and everything else seem normal?

I’m sorry, I’m just trying to figure it out, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to.

dark curly hair - long hooked nose - darker complexion than the blond blue eyed heroine 9and really the rest of the cast - portrayed as greedy and evil.

Lisa Edelstein is Jewish.  As are Idina Menzel and Amy Winehouse, both of whom I have seen compared in looks to Gothel.  Gothel’s design is a pretty clear caricature of ethnically Jewish women.  

This is a pretty good contrast between Rapunzel and Gothel.  Rapunzel has the “typical Disney face”:

Here’s a more close up look at her features.

The hooked nose becomes even more pronounced as she becomes “eviler.”

If you wanted to claim that there was noting out of the ordinary for Disney animation when it came to Gothel’s features, you would have to find at least one Disney princess or heroine with similar characteristics (long hooked nose and dark curly hair, etc).

But here is what we have is -

small noses that turn up at the end:

wide, flatter noses (though cheers to Disney for not putting button noses on their characters of color, although Esmerelda’s clothing design deserves another essay on Rromani stereotypes and there are some major issues with Pocahontas as well)

And then a few misc noses (again, props for Jasmine’s nose not being a button):

Apart from just the design of Gothel, there’s also the whole: “obviously ‘other’ (read Jewish) woman kidnaps the pretty blonde (read: gentile) kid to use her for ritualistic/magical purposes”

Like that right there on top of the aesthetic Jewish-coding is what pushed the antisemitic caricature over the top for me.  It harkens back to antisemitic blood libel that claimed that Jews stole gentile children for all manner of nefarious reasons. Even when Gothel is in “mother” role to Rapunzel, she’s is shown as nagging and passive aggressive, both antisemitic stereotypes of Jewish women.

There is no one thing that makes her an antisemitic caricature, but the design, plus the storyline she plays out, plus her characterization cement the overall character as antisemitic.  

Jew-coding a villain is not in itself always antisemitic when there are also Jewish coded heroes. Rapunzel does not have that.

Having a villain steal a baby for magical/ritualistic reasons is not always antisemitic as long as the villain is not Jew-coded.  Rapunzel fails this as well.

Having a nagging and passive aggressive mother character is not antisemitic provided that she is not, again, coded as Jewish.  Rapunzel fails once again.

Hope this helps.

EDIT: @ariminak pointed out that some of my wording made it sound like Gothel’s features only stereotypically caricatured Ashkenazi women when in fact that is not the case.  I changed the language to remove that phrasing and make it clear that any ethnically Jewish women can be affected by this type of aesthetic trope. If you reblogged the old version, could you please delete it and reblog this one instead.

Spread this version so people recognize that this stuff harms all Jewish women.

omfg can y’all chill the fuck out, any race can be portrayed as hero or villain, it’s a fucking kids movie not a political statement

So I’m guessing you’re white and a gentile. As such, you’ve more than likely grown up looking at tv and movies and fairytales and seeing your face in those of the heroes.

Jewish people don’t get that.  When we are portrayed in live action, our characters are more often than not whitewashed and in other media, our features are used and caricaturized to create “evil looking” villains.

You don’t see it because you’ve been ingrained with the idea that “ethnic” features are just “how you make a character look evil.”  You don’t look at Gothel and see your mother.  You don’t see yourself and your people.  You don’t see decades of propaganda aimed at fostering hate against you and ultimately seeking to destroy you.  

But seeing how you also seem to think that saying you’re not attracted to an entire race of people ISN’T racist, you really don’t get any say on any of this.

So really, you need to chill the fuck out and stop telling marginalized people to stop talking about the tools of our own marginalization.

Let’s play a game I like to call: Movie Villain or Antisemitic Propaganda:

Many “evil witch” tropes were built on European antisemitic stereotypes, not just in appearance but in the storylines they play out as well. Greediness, stealing children, killing children, hunger for power, etc.  Every time a movie villain design uses stereotyped Jewish features to communicate “evilness” to an audience, they perpetuate the marginalization of the people they are using. 

One big issue I have is that Gothel’s didn’t start out as the antisemitic caricature that made it to screen.  Much of the early concept art has a more dark romanticism feel.  

They changed the original design. Presumably to make Gothel more “other” from the good characters in the movie.  At some point, a decision was made that dark curly hair and a hooked nose wound better convey their villain.

It really doesn’t matter if any of this was intentional, I’d actually bet that it wasn’t.  However, antisemitic tropes are so engrained in our societies that people like you, even when confronted with a step by step break down of what it is, feel comfortable thinking that there’s nothing wrong with it and mocking those calling it out as if we are overreacting.

You seem to have completely ignored the majority of my post.  It is the character design, plus the characterization, plus the story line that mirrors blood libel that makes Gothel an antisemitic character.  It’s not just about someone of a certain race or ethnicity being a villain.  It’s about how stereotypes of a certain ethnic group are understood as “villainous” due to villains being repeatedly coded as Jewish over decades of film and tv.

And contrary to your naive belief, all media is political to some extent. Every time a historically present minority is not included in film (ex: lily-white Harlem in Fantastical Beasts) or when a minority character is whitewashed, or when the “ethnic” features of a minority are used almost universally to portray bad guys, it is a political and social issue.  When you never see yourselves as the people who play the hero or even see your people existing in a portrayal of a place where they should be, it is not benign.

Reblogging again for these additions.

Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

Anyone gonna mention how this guy actually preformed live with Carly Rae Jepsen?

I’m gonna scream is2g

I was thinking of reblogging this again just because the original video is still amazing, but then I see the second video and lost my mind. The upgraded fan, the body glitter, the sheer fact that he got to do this with the actual singer.