Why is no one obsessed with me? I am adorable and ridiculously interesting

do u ever see a boy so cute ur like..,,,,damn maybe.. I could tolerate him..,

I’m down to cuddle for like 2 days straight

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

James Franco acting as James Dean (2001)

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

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2016 resolution

get hot af so everyone can fantasize about me

Honey, I contoured the kids

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts