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if hotd is supposed to be the actual series of events that fire and blood is historicizing it IS really funny that criston cole comes out of episode eight being mythologized as THE KINGMAKER who changed history in one decisive action and played the game of thrones because he carried both good and evil with him. And Aemond who was also there with Criston the entire time in an even sillier outfit just gets completely erased out of the historical record in that moment. out of my way targboy im about to reach heaven through violence

in hindsight this sure does make the end of the chapter make a lot more sense i did think it was kinda weird when i read it for the first time

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Hello. Love your work, you’re both hilarious and insightful at the same time. I would kill to have an ounce of your whit.

In any case, I would love your opinion on Otto Hightower, SER Otto Hightower. What did he do to get knighted? When, How, Where, What?

Artists make him out like some weasely bookworm like Grima Wormtongue. But he’s apparently a knight, like could he go toe to toe with Daemon? I would honestly kill to see those two duke it out with swords. OMG. Forget Aemond vs Daemon, give me the Otto/Daemon showdown.

Man has a whole ass backstory that we have not even come close to unpacking.

People be comparing him to Littlefinger, Varys and Tywin as though he is some master manipulator instead of just some guy, doing what every other guy in a highly stratified patriarchal feudal society would do by trying to accrue more power and prestige.

I just need to know what you think. Please and Thank You

so i do think otto hightower is pretty evil and manipulative, especially towards his own family. He’s got the Tywin Lannister ambition and (better) political calculus, but not the Tywin Lannister fixation on psychosexual humiliation and extreme violence. He uses his children and grandchildren as pawns in a war that gets all of them killed. but I think you’re touching on something important which is that he isn’t UNIQUELY evil. He’s exactly as evil as he needs to be to thrive in a society built on gender violence and systemic exploitation.

I think it’s really useful to compare him to his direct team black counterpart- corlys velaryon. If Laena had married Viserys and had a son, Corlys would be undermining Rhaenyra’s claim from the getgo. is there anything either of them did that the other one wouldn’t immediately also do if they were in the same situation?

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Anonymous asked:

Hello. Love your work, you’re both hilarious and insightful at the same time. I would kill to have an ounce of your whit.

In any case, I would love your opinion on Otto Hightower, SER Otto Hightower. What did he do to get knighted? When, How, Where, What?

Artists make him out like some weasely bookworm like Grima Wormtongue. But he’s apparently a knight, like could he go toe to toe with Daemon? I would honestly kill to see those two duke it out with swords. OMG. Forget Aemond vs Daemon, give me the Otto/Daemon showdown.

Man has a whole ass backstory that we have not even come close to unpacking.

People be comparing him to Littlefinger, Varys and Tywin as though he is some master manipulator instead of just some guy, doing what every other guy in a highly stratified patriarchal feudal society would do by trying to accrue more power and prestige.

I just need to know what you think. Please and Thank You

so i do think otto hightower is pretty evil and manipulative, especially towards his own family. He’s got the Tywin Lannister ambition and (better) political calculus, but not the Tywin Lannister fixation on psychosexual humiliation and extreme violence. He uses his children and grandchildren as pawns in a war that gets all of them killed. but I think you’re touching on something important which is that he isn’t UNIQUELY evil. He’s exactly as evil as he needs to be to thrive in a society built on gender violence and systemic exploitation.

I think it’s really useful to compare him to his direct team black counterpart- corlys velaryon. If Laena had married Viserys and had a son, Corlys would be undermining Rhaenyra’s claim from the getgo. is there anything either of them did that the other one wouldn’t immediately also do if they were in the same situation?

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in the better version of asoiaf in my mind that’s exactly the same except the faith of the seven canonizes people saints they did st. sebastian the fuck out of criston cole getting shot by riverlands firing squads btw

Okay but Criston Cole being posthumously sexualised by thousands of gay guys and artists for generations is exactly what he would hate and I would LOVE

criston screaming in the afterlife because the westerosi baroque movement is doing this to his image

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to what degree do you think jaehaerys is supposed to have a good or bad legacy from GRRM’s point of view? like the books paint him as having this legacy of being a wise pragmatist, and the perspectives in fire & blood back that up superficially even if it’s not hard to see how his decisions directly led to civil war and oppression. is that intentional or just an accident of asoiaf being a good critique of monarchy in general? is the text saying that monarchy is bad because not every king is jaehaerys, or is it bad because even its greatest mythologized figures worked towards its corruption?

genuinely no clue. to me it is one of the biggest points of dissonance both plot-wise and thematically in the whole series. If i want to be generous id say that it’s clear that Jaehaerys is remembered as a Good King, like the best possible ruler in the monarchical system, and this is BECAUSE he is unambiguously just a terrible person to his family because that’s what feudalism mandates and that familial destruction causes the civil war? To me this SHOULD be the point, but somehow it is NOT because fire and blood and the main series don’t really draw any particular conclusions about the ethics of Jaehaerys’ rule.

You get to fire and blood and he is just not singularly a standout politician despite everyone saying he is? as a ruler he is not fantastically distinct from maegor the cruel other than their relationship to the faith. He built a bunch of stuff, but most of the reforms were his wife or his septon’s idea and he doesn’t really get enough to demonstrate competence as a ruler. One standout is that he’s so inexplicably terrible at making marriage alliances like he somehow seems genuinely surprised any time one of his kids comes of age and needs a spouse and the only logical explanation for the bonkers matches he makes for his children seems to be active malice against them. His actions specifically his misogyny against Rhaenys literally caused the dynasty destroying civil war.

and if the similarities between the two were the point, the book was making, I would be pretty interested. like yeah they both build all these things but their entire legacy is built on reproductive coercion and violent misogyny. Jae and Maegor both got their start by usurping Rhaena. Jaehaerys is actually worse in terms of how he treats his mother. Maegor actually named a female heir at one point while Jaehaerys refused to do so at multiple points. Like his uncle Jae was also obsessed with making children and forced his wife to have THIRTEEN of them even though she begged him not to. Jaehaerys had someone hold his teenage daughter down and make her watch as he chopped her boyfriend into small pieces with a sword to punish her for having premarital sex.

all of this is just the plot- not atypical for ASOIAF which really focuses on gender violence as a theme and condemning its entrenchment in the setting. except it’s just depicting a lot of violent misogyny without the commentary or making a point about it because Jaehaerys is Good which is really weird unusually shallow writing.

TLDR: there’s so much dissonance in how he is written: he is described as this fantastic ruler, but doesn’t do a lot of big political moves that maegor didn’t, he’s a terrible person, but is never really called out for this by anyone in the text in ways kings like Baelor are. What’s the point? What IS the text trying to say about Jaehaerys? I would also like to know.

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Me and my coworker went on a company paid trip to the king’s landing art museum and found the wildest fanart of criston cole like who tf painted this shit!!??

shout out to the asoiaf wiki for giving the insane statistic that jaime has the second-highest named character kill count in the series. number one is maegor the cruel which is more fucked up because jaime's still alive and will almost certainly kill again he could overtake

corlys velaryon almost accidentally revealing the assassination plot the day of because he couldn’t read the text on his ipad and single-finger typed AEGON II TARGARYEN EXPLOITABLE WEAKNESSES into #main of the red keep slack channel and not #evil-advisors

artists rendition

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Baela and Rhaena having to help Corlys when he gets locked out of his account, seeing all the treason planning and going "i do no see it 😌"

corlys WAS very funny for being like “i will join team green and swear loyalty to you if you release my granddaughter from dragonstone jail🫡” so they did and then the SECOND he made eye contact with baela in the red keep he was like okay get your good boots on kiddo we’re going kingslaying

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daemon insults ottos dead wife then tries to kill his son in the same episode and viserys is just like “lol otto why are you letting him get to u :)” silly king

“He neglected putting any effort into those children… Viserys doesn’t hate his children, he just doesn’t love them the way he loves Rhaenyra. Because Rhaenyra’s mom Aemma is the love of King Viserys’ life.”

“As he dies, he sees Aemma. When he reaches out and says, “My love,” that’s what he sees the moment he dies.”

“I have never loved a character so much. I want to give massive love and respect to Sian Brooke who came in for only a few days, but changed the course of my character with her brilliant performance and commitment to the work. The impact stayed with me until my final improvised words. She unlocked the missing piece of the puzzle for me, and allowed my story to come full circle. From the moment she dies, so does Viserys. It was a love story. That’s the secret I carried with me. As sick as he gets, he never, himself, demands any cure. He quietly accepts his suffering, never forgiving himself for putting his beloved wife through such torture in her final moments.”

PADDY CONSIDINE on KING VISERYS TARGARYEN’s death.

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i do really like dreamer viserys but only as a fail dreamer. his vision was about daenerys but hes not able to conceptualize that it was something 200 years from now, and in his desire to be an important figure in history, he assumes its about him and his children. he holds onto these delusions so tightly that he ends up killing his wife, ruining his daughters life, and eventually his whole house

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also like dragon dreamer viserys cause it gives me an excuse to give him a weird mindmeld with balerion.

balerions dreams and memories would sometimes bleed over into viserys and he saw all the wild shit balerion got up to in his youth and more important he saw balerion take aerea to the old smoking ruins of valyria. he saw the monsters there and what happened to her. and it made him think about the dragons differently and maybe part of why he didnt claim another

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus