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Gentle Bish :)

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Helena, Sapphic, She/Her, Slovakia 🇸🇰, INFP, Minor!, I don't tag (I'm sorry), I say 'Ciao' a lot

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

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Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

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Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

golden eagle having a relaxing time

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youwantmuchmore

This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed.

I feel like this is the next step up on “loose your fingers” roulette from petting a kittie’s tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion.

Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks?  Because I want it to be happy.  It looks so happy.  Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy.

Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. It’s the “I am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of me” sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isn’t an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconer’s gauntlet, I’ve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you don’t try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if she’s been human-imprinted.

If you’re ever unsure about an animal’s level of okayness with something that’s happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it:

1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting)  2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animal’s frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer)

3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.)

In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These aren’t a universally applicable metric, but they’re a good start for mammal and bird interactions.

Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkin’ birb is happy and cozy.

Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. It’s definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the “runts” of the nest who don’t receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders.

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reblogged for excellent info, I’m so glad that big gorgeous birb really is as happy as it looks!

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Today’s bit of positive activism: A reminder that, although the world may contain many bad and awful things, it also contains an enormous winged predator clucking happily as a human gives it a belly rub.

So many boob drawers dont get it... its abt the weight. Its abt the sag and the tension. Sphere anime boobs frighten and scare me. Show me that thang is made of flesh n it has give. What is the FUCKING point of 'instead of shirt she has bandages/vines/ribbons to cover her modesty/make sure shes not just free swanging' if they're still gonna be perfectly spherical??? Show me the gravity, let me see the places where the bandages compress which squishes it on either side... u guys get what I mean

Oooooh.

Boob drawers, as in people who draw boobs, not boob drawers, as in chest of.

I was so confused.

Well boobs are stored on chests so the confusion is understandable

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Boooo

...ooobs

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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

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trashgender-neurotica
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k-rbie

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

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spooktastic-aradia

Guys, guys... There is nothing wrong with liking whump. I keep seeing it implied by people in the whump community that we like whump because something is wrong with us.

There is nothing wrong with whump and enjoying it. You can absolutely talk to your therapist or counselor about it, but if they're good at their job, their concern would be if you have shame around your enjoyment of it. (Because you're not hurting anybody.)

Which, there's a lot of shame being assumed in the stuff I'm seeing. It's not shameful. At all. Please stop projecting your shame onto the community as a whole. I am not ashamed for liking whump, and you shouldn't be either.

THERE IS ALSO NO WRONG WAY TO ENJOY IT

  • Coping mechanism/self-comfort? Valid
  • Kink/ sexual gratification? Valid
  • Escapism? Valid
  • Sadism? Valid
  • Masochism? Valid
  • It's cathartic? Valid
  • Dealing with emotions in a healthy, safe way instead of hurting anyone around you? Valid
  • Dealing with trauma? Valid
  • The show you like didn't deliver on the whump front? Valid
  • Only into very specific/"weird"/uncomfortable stuff? Valid
  • Only into cliché/done a thousand times before/ popular stuff you've seen people on here roll their eyes at? Valid
  • You Need to satiate your urge to cause irreparable mental anguish to your followers by torturing their favourite cinnamon roll characters and making them cry? Valid
  • Just rly into beat up predominantly white queer-coded pathetic pretty boys; no other dramatic reasoning? Valid Valid Valid

There is no "r i g h t" way to enjoy it, there is no "w r o n g" way to enjoy it. Just enjoy it, in the way that brings you the most joy, and tag your shit to the best of your ability. Do not let anyone tell you you can't or that you should be ashamed for being into something that is entirely natural and makes you happy, because all they are trying to do is make you mad and get a rise out of you. Besides, you tagged everything how you're supposed to, right? Then they can't be mad when they find raisins in their cookie after they read the label.

I am serious, it is not that deep.

Also!

If whump wasn’t a common thing to like, mainstream media wouldnt be filled with it! The fact that there’s ALWAYS The Kidnapping Episode in EVERY show? Even in the most vanilla non violent drama? SOMEONE at like EVERY TV WRITING TABLE goes “👀what if…someone got…kidnapped????👀” and the rest of the writers end up going “fuck yeah Amanda that’s brilliant! We should have MULTIPLE SCENES where X character is tied up;)”

It’s IS common for people to like whump, they just don’t know the term/feel like they’re the only one. We’re lucky to have found community and make work not to be ashamed! Lets go besties 💅🏻💖

Levels of understanding other slavic languages

  1. oh we also have X and it means the same!
  2. that looks like X but misspelled
  3. that's just the archaic variant of X
  4. this sounds a lot like Y from another slavic language I know which means X in mine so this almost 100% also means X
  5. this word is completely different but I can kinda tell the meaning from the morphology
  6. what
  7. okay right now I'm gonna have to dissect the entirety of this language's history to figure out how the FUCK did y'all get to the point of calling X that and not something more normal
  8. I wanted to ask for X and accidentally called someone a whore

I don't even have to look at the blog and I just know this is from a Pole about Czechs

suffering

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KAKAOVY CHLEBICEK???!!!???

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hissing growling scratching you etc etc

As a wise man once said...

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y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just

"spam liking will get you blocked" spam liking will get you a kiss on the mouth

There is nothing better than opening notifications and finding out that several days of your bullshit just made someone's day because they liked and reblogged everything on your dash. I would bake you cookies too if i could

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i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home…. Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

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sturmtruppen

why are moose so terrifyingly large

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

And comes back because he figures he has a pretty sweet deal.  Oats, salt, probably some treats and scratches, for the price of some basic pulling and advanced not murdering fools?

Sometimes I think people give themselves too much credit for animal domestication.  Sometimes the main character of the domestication story is some terrifying beast who reasons, “But salt though.”

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blossommagazine

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

I like job security so please go see me

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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to be fair this is the only thing protecting us from Do You Love The Colour Of The Poll