anonymous

By Salvador Dali

i so desperately want to be a horror fan that watches scary movies to engage in the pretentious theorizing but unfortunately i have an extremely fine line between Okay Amounts of Frightening and sopping wet chicken

fuck it im clicking on it wish me luck

good luck

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What movie?

i so desperately want to be a horror fan that watches scary movies to engage in the pretentious theorizing but unfortunately i have an extremely fine line between Okay Amounts of Frightening and sopping wet chicken

fuck it im clicking on it wish me luck

good luck

fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!

movie recs lets gooo

No country for old men

Pig

Spaceballs to emotionally recover from Pig

Annihilation

Stretch

Mandy 

Lawnmower Man

Scanners

Voyage of the Rock Aliens

im not opening the door for anyone on halloween this year im not getting murdered this time

this time

a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers

happy 9/11. it my also my bday

Happy Birthday! even though it's still the 10th here

are you unemployed? has it been a while since youve thought about killing yourself? dont worry, indeed dot com can change one of those things

Does it feel good to anyone else when you take like a really deep breath and it fills your lungs all the way?

Almost like being pleasantly full after a meal, but with air in the lungs

if you are 21+ and have never had sex, what would you say is the main reason for that?

btw the reason you think unpasteurized milk is dangerous and disgusting is because in the late 1800s/early 1900s urban alcohol distilleries were literally carting their waste grain to dairy farms for the cows to eat because it was cheaper than maintaining wide acres of pasture, and the resulting “swill milk” was so toxic and full of bacteria that it caused infant mortality rates in cities to soar, prompting the federal government to mandate pasteurization for ALL commercially sold dairy products. this effectively prevented rural farmers who could not afford to (or felt, rightfully so, they didn’t need to) pasteurize their milk from entering or remaining in the no-longer-free market, thus removing raw dairy products from the general public and normalizing the practice of grain feeding dairy cattle. over the last century, knowledge and trust of raw dairy has practically evaporated and most people think it is completely normal to pasteurize dairy, and even believe that we have been doing so for centuries (we haven’t). despite modern food science confirming what people have always known, that grass-fed dairy is not a high-risk food, pasteurization laws are still in place, and selling raw milk is still illegal in most American states. the FDA performs raids on small farmers who are caught selling their milk privately to other private citizens in states where it is not legal. no, i’m not joking.

this has been a pro-raw milk, anti-big dairy, anti-FDA post. happy valentine’s day

Portugal is all like "is your ass too fat to get the door closed?"