I never know what to do for 413, I think this is the first time I do something hsdfhj

midwest transmasc t4t couple

I love the prose and verbage of this post. The first line is almost iambic, gives it rhythm. Word choices like "really odd women" and "seems to have access to" frames the speaker as an outside observer, and establishes a tone of playful curiosity.

The lack of punctuation says casual, but the overall flow hints at poetry. We get a fun little half-serious observation about family guy, and then the author caps it off with a word like "minxy." What a choice. Delightfully anachronistic, yet nails of the particular air of disheveled blase glamour evoked by these screenshots.

CT, i love you, i defend and support you, you are my friend forever and you made a turkish dish for me while i was high. but i think i understand why people want to kill you. it’s the jock response. everything you’re saying here is authentic and sincere but that makes me uncomfortable and i am going to shove you in a locker overnight. i hope that’s okay with you

I know my role as the comically arrogant twink heel, and wear it with pride befitting an artist of my station. Still friends, darling?

no. i was gonna say yes but then you had to pull out the. italics. you talk like a michelin star restaurant reviewer and a warhammer redditor had a child and left it in the woods to be raised by people who say “Oh my Gods!!”

day 129

posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

You know how it is with spaghetti

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

⚡️ The Three Headed Devil ⚡️

The Soulsborne games are so beautiful. And with that I am not talking about the stars in Siofra or the view from the top of the Church workshop in Yharnam or the streets of Anor Londo. No, I am talking about the movement of the bosses and enemies. There is so much beauty in them. Bosses like Dancer show such a beauty in their movement despite her monstrous apperance below the armour. Seeing the dragons spread their wings is stunning. The moment Morgott is going full in and covers the area in miracles, wonderful. Astel just existing and jumping around with that long tail trailing behind it... The fact that you can see in each beast battle in Bloodborne that they were once a human... I remember my husband fighting Malenia and he called her Goddess of Rot form something ethereal, like if she turned into an angel. Soulsborne has so much beauty in the grotesque and I, for once, think it is wonderful.

I would die for that little fucking clown bear please let me die for that little bear

@fbismostwanted

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

Scary Sunset.

I'm concepting things way outta order in this story, but I'm sure you can piece things together. Context is for a storybeat where, after defeating and capturing Adagio (thus having all three sirens in her possession), Sunset enacts her revenge plot to release the sirens on Canterlot as Thea discovers she's been manipulated. In a confrontation, the two scuffle and fight over the siren orbs while Sunset struggles with her conflicting wants and emotions.

You really can always tell if someone has read Homestuck. And no it's not just in the way they draw or the music they listen to or the references they make. Homestucks are genealogically, neurologically, aesthetically, and dialectically distinct from all other people. Homestuck is basically like a type of extremely powerful spore or perhaps radiation that makes someone different in diverse yet identifiable ways when given long term exposure. Basically.

thank you so much for the overwhelming positive response to my dungeon meshi x moomin art! ;w; 💕 i decided to do some extra doodles based on some of your comments ^^

it’s what tove jansson would’ve wanted i believe

the last one is a spoiler for ep 17 so i’ll put it under the readmore just in case:

my homeboy was taken by interplanar psychodaemons

she would like to offer an apple!

✦ God loves you, but not enough to save you ✦

My sweet patreon’s voted on my next clown so here is the clown knight!~