donโt let the horny posting fool you too much, i am a hopeless romantic little bitch at heart
girls will see your fingers and imagine what it would feel like inside of them
Thinking about...
"Oh good girl, you're so good for me."
"Fuck baby, you're so tight."
"I know, I know baby, it's okay, just breathe for me, come on, just breathe."
"You take me so well, fuck, you're making such a mess, angel."
"Look at me. Look at me when I'm talking to you. Good girl."
"God, you look so pretty underneath me like this."
"Come on baby, just one more. There we go, that's it sweetheart. You can do it for me."
"Oh darling, you thought we were done? We've barely even started."
"Fuck princess, oh fuck, you feel so fucking good, you're so fucking wet for me, fuck-"
men dni
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnโt get me one because they were โtoo violent and also ate peopleโ :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATโS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITโS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say โEXTREME CHOMPINโ โ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUโRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itโs still there! hopefully I didnโt destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenโt put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
Thereโs more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iโd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so itโs come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think thatโs very cash money of her.
itโs been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well thatโs just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
ITโS TIME
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, sheโs finally hit 400k!)
weโre coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!
this year weโre doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, โDracula with inappropriate straw hatโ
thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!
hey! HEY. itโs Halloween 2023! AND YOUโLL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.
sheโsโฆ (WEXTER! here girl!) sheโs aโฆ aโฆ..
sheโs a T. Rex.
GOTTEM!
โฆAnother epic.
Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse
Nikos Kazantzakis, from โReport to Grecoโ, tr. by P. A. Bien
Donโt be mad when I give someone else what I wanted to give you.
You deserve someone who wants to figure it out with you.
๐๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ง
iโm not single iโm taken แตหข แต สฒแตแตแต
โThe worst part about being lied to is knowing that to that person, you werenโt worth the truth.โ
โ Unknown
you know whatโs attractive? effort.
& keeping your promises
โIn any given moment we have two options: To step forward into growth or to step back into safety.โ
โ Abraham Maslow
After this year, I actually want to hug myself tight because I'm still standing
"Come home to me" kind of love
"you're my home" kind of love
"that's my girl" is one of the sweetest and cutest thing that i really want to hear, like yes i am. you're right say it again
Fuck sex. I am tryna be your home, your safe place, your go to person, the reason your mental health is getting better.
We still gonna have rough sex tho.
all I wanna be
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