Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

Spread the word

it’s true

Why don’t doctors tell people this

^becausw then they lose their precious money😒 instead of trying to save people

That’s so fucking sad. Wow

For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic brothers fundraiser :)

Reblogging because autistic people are discredited geniuses.

Ich will nicht immer nur der Lückenfüller sein, ich will für jemanden Alles sein.

Möchte mit dir zusammen wohnen, zusammen schlafen, zusammen duschen, zusammen kochen, zusammen essen, einfach alles mit dir zusammen erleben.

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I’m just imagining the hardware store clerk (or wherever these knives were purchased) ringing up all of these knives.  Like the artist just standing there acting nonchalant and the store clerk just keeps looking down at the PILE OF KNIVES and back up at this person, and then back to the knives…

"How was your day today?"

"I think I sold 1,000 knives to a serial killer and some people are going to die.”

"What's a Period?"

….Uterus wants baby.

Person doesn’t have baby.

Uterus wants revenge

25/8 horngry

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Melon Ball Punch…RECIPE

INGREDIENTS

25.4 oz Sparkling white grape juice 2 cups clear lemon lime flavored soda  1 cup lemonade  1 small ripe watermelon 1 small ripe cantaloupe 1 small ripe honeydew melon fresh mint leaves 2 limes, sliced, plus more for garnish if desired

Needs vodka

I agree

LITERALLY THE WHOLE TIME IM LIKE “so when do you put in the vodka”

Soak the fruit in coconut rum then you’ll have party 😎

Don't fuck with boys who:

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