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ensoua

*asexual laughter*

*homosexual laughter*

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”

The last one forced my reblog tbh.

*Vibrator-loving single person wishing this was real so they could get 100000 a day*

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OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

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THIS IS TEAL

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THIS IS PERIWINKLE

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THIS IS AZURE

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 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

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WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

They could be the colors of the rainbow, for all I know. Colorblindness is fun

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I MIGHT GET EVICTED

I lost my job and haven’t been able to pay rent yet this month and they’re trying to evict me and take me to court. They said if I paid something they’d drop the court date. if anyone could help it would be greatly appreciated, anything at all helps honestly. Right now i owe over 800 but anything at all anyone could give will help, please help me, I cant move back in with my abusive mom

Paypal: rosereid824@gmail.com

Cash app: $roseleeann

Venom: @Rose-Reid-5

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sixpenceee

What’s your summer vacation plans?

Trip to Italy and France, two weeks after to Mexico :D

Uh, working two jobs because not all of us can have a break.

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When you're really scared that your caregiver is tired of you and you also feel guilty because you feel scared about it.

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myghcst

                           please help me help my mother.

this actually grates at me to make, because as much as i dislike to admit it: i have pride. too much of it at times. but i find myself in a position now where my pride doesn’t matter, and where i have to admit i need the help.

anyone who knows me knows that my mother has been very sick for a long time. she has a myriad of illnesses, but the most troubling as of the moment is her liver disease. diagnosed when i was thirteen (i am twenty four now), my mother’s illness has been a slow and steady decline over the years when combined with other issues. she is at the point now where she cannot walk at all and is bed bound. her body is weak, and retains fluid in her stomach that causes swelling and compression on her internal organs, making it difficult for her to breathe. 

she’s in the hospital right now, receiving a drain for the fluid while under ICU evaluation. she goes there every month or so for a drain because the fluid builds so quickly. her kidneys are being effected as well. 

our financial situation has never been the best. we’ve always been in need of financial assistance. my step-father worked two jobs until just recently, when she was brought home again, in order to help support us all while i stayed home to aid my mother. however, my mother is more than a single person job in terms of assistance, and he filed for unpaid leave from work. we are fortunate that his jobs are understanding, and he can return at any time without losing his position, but this also means his income has completely stopped

we don’t really have much food in our home, as our funds for the month are already cut, but that isn’t my primary concern. as it stands: we cannot afford gas to reach the hospital, let alone a cab, and the distance is quite a bit to walk. my mother hates hospitals. i just want to be able to see her regularly and talk to her doctors, understand her situation. i want to be able to bring her items she needs to make her stay easier. 

i’m not asking for much, or anything at all if you cannot provide it. due to the very nature of these situations, i have people willing to confirm this is not a hoax ( @tranquies being one ) and that my mother is indeed sick. rica is my friend of two years now, and has spoken to my mother both inside and outside of the hospital. she’s been through the wildest parts of this ride with me so far. 

as such, with every three (3) ko-fis donated, @tranquies (rica) is offering to do a portrait sketch in return for your aid. just give us your url when donating and we’ll work it out.  here are some examples of her work: a gift she made me, a gift for our friend faux’s birthday, and a concept sketch for her schoolwork

even if you cannot offer anything, it means the world that you took the time to read this. thank you, really. 

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Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

no white gay will reblog this

no white lgb person will reblog this

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

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Onesies are so expensive...im gonna make my own! Wish me luck..

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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

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lizatonix

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

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to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

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This brave Black woman was injured in the attack and needs help - as she’s also left the job after being traumatized by the incident. Help her and her family out here: ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ CLICK HERE

⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️Tumblr, do ya thing

I reblogged this and then clicked the link and I’m going to ask anyone who follows me to please reblog this version, because something EXTREMELY important is in the link:

Her attacker is HIV-positive and she sustained cuts during the attack. She’s currently on antiviral medication in the hope that immediate treatment will keep her from contracting a debilitating lifelong illness. Part of the reason she needs to raise so much money is the cost of these medications–antivirals (as opposed to antiretrovirals, which are “you have it and we’re trying to mitigate it) are mostly experimental.

Just as an example to explain how expensive they are, a few years ago I had the flu and was prescribed the antiviral Tamiflu. It cost me $119–AND I HAD INSURANCE. And that’s for a medication for a relatively straightforward viral infection–imagine the cost for preventing HIV. (I know PrEP is well over $1000.)

This woman desperately needs help because this course of medication could save her life. The other reasons are important, I’m not saying they’re not–but while HIV is not the death sentence it once was, you would MUCH rather not have it than have it.