yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

It's wild how if you're using the tumblr app on mobile and you click someone's link in their about and it links to a page on their blog, here, on tumblr, tumblr opens it with it's little fake browser and prompts you to download the app. which you're using. Incredible

I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

the red-winged blackbird is native to most of north america and parts of central america. they are mainly found in marshes and the edges of wetlands. the majority of their diet is seeds, but a large portion is also insects, particularly insects associated with water such as dragonflies, and in warmer months berries are also eaten.

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“You see, even the dog is running in its sleep, & the mind cannot be blamed for its 5 places at once, or the songs that it hears when it is walking. & whose fault is it that the brain is a grenade or a table off of which plates fall, & what animal was I to tell you not to dance”

— Aracelis Girmay, “To The (Heart) Horse,” from Teeth (via bostonpoetryslam)