“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”
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No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.
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not gonna say it again
this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included:
i think there should be a game of entirely cutscenes and no gameplay besides hitting a button to advance to the next cutscene. just to make Gamers mad.
Those are called "visual novels". They're arguably one of the most popular game genres.
Anonymous asked:
It was this flash game controlled with just the mouse about the stages of pregnancy, but from the perspective of the egg? You swam around, poked organs, there was dramatic diologue between levels something like "He was always going to be a part of her, she couldn't escape the passage of time, &c", I dont think you even get born at the end but the fetus flies around
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If you say "art" people just think paintings in museums, if you say "media" it's too vague and clinical, if you say "content" you sound like a YouTube terms and conditions corpo-ghoul, if you say "crafts", plural, it sounds like you mean macaroni art and hand turkeys, if you say "craft", singular, you sound like you sell pussy candles and migratory bird feathers on Etsy, if you say "creative expression" you sound like a lotion-handed Human Resources weasel straight out of a Mike Judge cartoon. How have we managed to completely drain the linguistic well when it comes to discussing individual and collective cultural creativity, aka Capital A Art. It's dire!
Thingmakery
Washington monument - penis, no balls
Mormon Church HQ- penis, balls included
Pentagon- anus
World Trade Center - frotting, no balls again
Bass Pro Pyramid- Transgendered Tit
All of these can stay, any other structures in america I will have razed and converted into megalithic mounds for us
Don’t tell me it has balls now
Anonymous asked:
Are you constantly aware of your dick? I forget about my boobs so I wonder if it’s the same with dick ppl
sometimes. depends on the day honestly, and underwear usually
i wouldnt forget about your boobs
SOMEONE ON MY TRAIN WAS PLAYING ON A VITA
Source?
Unverified. As one of the five Playstation Vita owners on the planet, I would have sensed the activity of one of my kin, and felt no such thing.
So apparently, if you sign up for Threads and later decide to delete it, it will also nuke your Instagram account.
Source: Techcrunch.com
Think carefully before creating a Threads account (or anywhere else, really).
i hate when youtube food reviewers take a bite out of a burger and hold it right up to the camera where they took a bite. like thanks, looks disgusting, what are you gonna show me next? A Man's Asshole?
hey that's the guy who had a legitimate full mental breakdown because people said aging and dying was natural and he insisted saying that was tantamount to supporting genocide and him and weren't meant to age or die. the fursona guy. that's him
It's all "keep tumblr weird" until a real weirdo shows up I see
Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol
Coastal Dems: now we can't go too far now haha, we can't. We've got to be reasonable, you know, also eight of us might defect to the Republicans if you're mean to us
Midwest Dems in control of no legislative bodies: