Still upset that the can't have shit in Cincinnati meme got berenstain bearsd into Detroit as someone who lived in Cincinnati it deserves that recognition you really can't have shit there not even your own meme
Justice for the unfortunate souls still living in Cincinasty 💔
literally even stole the post. come on
There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO
I hope that little german boy is still playing fortnite und trinking cola
women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)
"Hello? Finding Out department? I'd like to register an appointment."
dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen
she stuck out a single arm before changing her mind and deciding the rest of the tank is too scary, far too scary by far she is scared
I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.
every so often I remember that whales molt
I’m not sure why I feel this way, but imo this is the most cursed marine mammal fact I have ever heard
THAT’S RIGHT AND THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME SO I CAN INFLICT THIS ON EVERYONE AT 1AM!
Mammals normally shed their skin in small flakes all the time when their skin cells die off, but because whales are living in the ocean -AKA, Bacteria Stew- flaking off like that would cause microabrasions (really tiny cuts) that would mean the whale is continually fighting off infections. So, when a whale needs to replace it’s dead skin cells, it preps it’s new skin underneath, then sheds all it’s dead skin cells at once, like a lizard:
but not having hands makes it hard to remove this gross film, so molting brings many whales clsoe to shore where they can roll around on rocky/sandy coastal seabeds to scratch it off. Here’s a bunch of Beluga coming in for a mass scratch:
And THIS is what a chunk of Sperm Whale Molt looks like, floating in the water before it’s devoured by pelagic microfauna, because you take what calories you can get in the open ocean:
Nature is Amazing!
wish it still held in one big piece like a snake though. Wish you could be swimming in the ocean and you see a huge empty whale billowing like a balloon. like a latex glove a hundred feet long. imagine getting tangled in that. what if you died cause you got caught in an empty whale like it’s a big blanket
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just because someone is from a country obsessed with baseball doesn’t mean they themselves are obsessed with baseball. i hate when people make assumptions like that.
Hold on a second
working as a writer on star wars related stuff after george lucas had to be hilarious because you've got this incredibly serious edgy character you wrote and suddenly george is like "pick between these two names: Darth Perverse or Darth Enormous"
As my brother, a big SW fan, has told me, the names are part of the identity.
that poll going around asking how often you smoke weed and almost a third of ppl saying they’ve never smoked before, and that poll that revealed that over a third of tumblr users have never kissed anyone before, proves to me that stoners who have gay sex are a small but imperative part of the tumblr ecosystem. Keystone species