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I still can’t get over the name Goldenloin

Like, he’s your main character’s lover and he’s named Sir Greatinbed? Sir Fucksalot?? Sir Sexhaver??? He’s the main gay love interest and his name’s Sir Longshlong??? 10/10 no notes oscar nomination in the mail

I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul

Do not disturb

ok.

we made a visual novel :3 pls play

team:@d09913 @publicitypolicy @yourheadmyhead @powerpopular

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

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I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

I love this so much

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

White woman with her Myers-Briggs type astrology sign and HP house in bio who blocks people with trans flag in their pfp: Kinks has never and will never belong at Pride, this should be a child-friendly event, I am a mom of 20 instead of 23 because I had to explain to 3 of them why a guy was wearing a dog mask and I preferred to put them down instead of soiling their purity. The oldest is 17 and has never heard the word sex before, I won't let you hurt them.

Gay on TikTok who just made a post dancing on Dua Lipa's last song and calling to harass an overweight child for showing skin : So true! I'm a minor and I hate how these people force me to see things that DO NOT belong in our inclusive community, we should start #nopervertatpride and get rid of those predatory elder qu**r (tw pride gay q slur opinions) bad cover of a rap song turned into electropop by Harry Styles plays in the background

French TV at noon: here's an ad for sex lube where people fuck and fap at an hour the whole family is together

Alright date of release 19/07/2023 at 22:30 it was nice knowing you all

Don't fucking lie to me I know it was hell

yeah you're a piece of shit tbh

i miss her everyday

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I gotta take my chances

i googled this on a whim and the first thing i get is nyt race science

just as an FYI for those who don't know - the NYT publishes things that are lowkey eugenics and phrenology and race science CONSTANTLY. it flies under the radar except for journalism twitter calling them out but the NYT SUCKS. it is very hard to encourage people to find reliable sources online when the "reliable sources" like papers of record do shit like this, and the NYT is one of the WORST offenders.

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I kept repeating the phrase "I'm a wario, imma gonna kill myself" in the wario voice for the last 20 minutes and imagined an even more evil wario who just uses emotional manipulation to like, achieve his ends instead of being a normal villain. "Whahahahaha, gimme your coins or imma gonna kill myself" and you know mario being the good boy he is folds like a house of cards everytime, he doesnt want that on his conscience. "What if he does it this time luweegi?"