J.K. Simmons playing J. Jonah Jameson in every timeline has to be one of the funniest running gags ive seen in a movie. anyone can be Spiderman but there can only be one J. Jonah Jameson
I could really use a soup right now a soup right now a soup right now
James Sant, "Portrait of his wife Elizabeth and daughter", 1852
The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.
And then they said, “oh yeah they’re all related btw. All the galaxy’s problems are this one family’s fault. Hope this helps 😘”
Dealing with auditory processing disorder
LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"
NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"
CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"
Nature is not more innocent/pure/good than humanity animals are not morally better than people (do they even have morals?) and saying everything here is so designed I want to be in wild nature where there’s no design means you obviously have never looked at a leaf or are mistaking the word design for something else this has been a PSA
Just heard yet another person (a preacher!) say “well, I love Jesus, but I struggle with Paul” and so I’m here to say that Paul is my dude. Paul is my buddy. Paul is my favorite little guy.
Anyways we love our brother St. Paul here, and his letters
We do be loving Paul around here
sometimes all it takes is one cool breeze and i'm like. wow.. i'm going to live the fullest life everything is so great and i am so grateful and alive
People saying Andor is the first canonization of sex in star wars need to sit the hell down. Boba Fett gave us sexual commentary but y’all didn’t wanna listen
Maybe I’m obsessed with Bo Katan maybe I love watching a messed up woman made of metal and poor choices sit all wrong in her depression throne like no she’s not even going to be normal about that, she’s going to be at her ropes end but the baby wants help so shes going to be angry and save people anyways. Obsessed with the way she can be a failure and claw her way back from that time and again and each time she fails she learns something more. Obsessed with the way she can be so so bitter about the stories her people tell like nothing feels like it has meaning anymore and she can scoff at the rituals and be like “it’s not that deep” then watch some guy absolutely plummet off the edge of the thing she said wasn’t deep and there’s a whole entire myth down there for her to wake up. Cringe fail Queen I love her for it
Tumblr users posting about nutrition leaves me wondering how they're not all dead
gaslight gatekeep girlboss? nah. godspeed godbless godforbid
"bwuhh if you gave a medieval peasant doritos it would kill them" be quiet, I would show a hard working common man circa 1350 Pacific Rim if I ever got the chance and tell him these are machines of God fighting against the beasts of revelations.
Ken's purpose was to be Barbie's trophy husband. He barely had any good clothes or shoes to wear.
Painting somewhere that makes me wish I could step into it 🌙