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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Vlll

Spoiler: Ok. Most traumatizing thing a civilian said to you- Go!

Signal: "Hey lightboy!"

Redhood (slams the table, giggling): LIGHTBOY

Nightwing: "Thanks daddy."

Red Robin (spits coffee): "Thanks DaDdY"

Orphan: "Call the feminist Batman"–

Redhood: I though– (pause) I though Batwoman was the feminist Batman.

Spoiler: That was part of it! That's part of it– They thought she were her.

Dick: Oh Orphan-

Signal: That was back when you still were Batgirl?

Orphan: Yes.

Spoiler: That's so unfair I wish I was feminist Batman-

Red Robin (giggling)

Spoiler: I would punch people and they'll go "girlboss"!

Redhood: Who's they?

Red Robin (lowering his voice): The voices.

Spoiler: The voices.

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Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.

Jason: Who the fuck is Terry?

Future!Damian (looks at Bruce):

Dick: Oh my fucking-

Jason: of course he did- WHY WOULDN'T HE?! MR. CAN'T-FUCKING-SEE-AN-ORPHAN–

Future!Damian: Actually, Terry is not adopted.

Dick:

Tim:

Jason:

Jason: ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ- I can't-

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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Vl

Signal: You two used to date, right?

Spoiler: Yeah.

Redhood: Shit– Yeah. How the fuck that happened?!

Spoiler: His swagless looks and cringe fail personality had captivated me.

Red Robin: Shut up. (laugh)

Red Robin: Actually, she threw a brick at me and I fell in love.

Nighwing: Sounds healthy.

Spoiler, laughing: Oh c'mon. We were cute together.

Red Robin: They made edits about us.

Spoiler: THEY MADE EDITS ABOUT US.

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was reading an article from back in 2013 when some ancient roman artifacts were unearthed by moles digging tunnels and this image description is making me lose my goddamn mind

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Hope everyone who played the medicine cat in warriors roleplay is enjoying their aromanticism

Yeah! I mean, the medicine cats were the ones not allowed to pursue relationships, so it feels fitting that the kids (me) who played as the characters who can't have relationships (me) would be aro (me)

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The whole “make a monster version of a regular animal by prefixing its name with a scary word” bit doesn’t really work with birds because bird names are just Like That. Tell me I’m going up against a blood horse and I’ll grant that this would probably scare me, but a blood raven, well, that’s just a guy. I am 100% prepared to believe there’s an actual bird species by that name.

Intercontinental Ballistic Mallard

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Pentagoose.

Dire Chicken.

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i’ve had this comic sketched out for months but only decided to finish it now, it’s based on something i drew a couple years back of toph and zuko….don’t think too hard on when or how this takes place because i don’t really know either! it’s just a concept i’ve always wanted to draw