If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Vlll
Spoiler: Ok. Most traumatizing thing a civilian said to you- Go!
Signal: "Hey lightboy!"
Redhood (slams the table, giggling): LIGHTBOY
Nightwing: "Thanks daddy."
Red Robin (spits coffee): "Thanks DaDdY"
Orphan: "Call the feminist Batman"–
Redhood: I though– (pause) I though Batwoman was the feminist Batman.
Spoiler: That was part of it! That's part of it– They thought she were her.
Dick: Oh Orphan-
Signal: That was back when you still were Batgirl?
Orphan: Yes.
Spoiler: That's so unfair I wish I was feminist Batman-
Red Robin (giggling)
Spoiler: I would punch people and they'll go "girlboss"!
Redhood: Who's they?
Red Robin (lowering his voice): The voices.
Spoiler: The voices.
Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.
Jason: Who the fuck is Terry?
Future!Damian (looks at Bruce):
Dick: Oh my fucking-
Jason: of course he did- WHY WOULDN'T HE?! MR. CAN'T-FUCKING-SEE-AN-ORPHAN–
Future!Damian: Actually, Terry is not adopted.
Dick:
Tim:
Jason:
Jason: ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ- I can't-
If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Vl
Signal: You two used to date, right?
Spoiler: Yeah.
Redhood: Shit– Yeah. How the fuck that happened?!
Spoiler: His swagless looks and cringe fail personality had captivated me.
Red Robin: Shut up. (laugh)
Red Robin: Actually, she threw a brick at me and I fell in love.
Nighwing: Sounds healthy.
Spoiler, laughing: Oh c'mon. We were cute together.
Red Robin: They made edits about us.
Spoiler: THEY MADE EDITS ABOUT US.
“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen
I don't plan on being 19 - 24 forever ????? Gender investment.
Gender compounding interest. Gender dividends.
Gender retirement plan
I’m at 3
26
16 strictly but all but 2 of those are “vegetarian” and “food allergies”
Hope everyone who played the medicine cat in warriors roleplay is enjoying their aromanticism
[ID: Screenshot of tags that read "#ARE THESE THIJGS CONNECTED SOMEHOW??#I need like a poll. what’s your sexuality and what did you play as in the wc rp. for science"]
Yeah! I mean, the medicine cats were the ones not allowed to pursue relationships, so it feels fitting that the kids (me) who played as the characters who can't have relationships (me) would be aro (me)
The whole “make a monster version of a regular animal by prefixing its name with a scary word” bit doesn’t really work with birds because bird names are just Like That. Tell me I’m going up against a blood horse and I’ll grant that this would probably scare me, but a blood raven, well, that’s just a guy. I am 100% prepared to believe there’s an actual bird species by that name.
Intercontinental Ballistic Mallard
Pentagoose.
Dire Chicken.
Circular lacquer box carved with dragons in clouds - China, circa 1790.
i’ve had this comic sketched out for months but only decided to finish it now, it’s based on something i drew a couple years back of toph and zuko….don’t think too hard on when or how this takes place because i don’t really know either! it’s just a concept i’ve always wanted to draw








