Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.
Girls inbound. Get ready!
Wave 1/10
This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.
Wave 2/10
stay alert, they’re coming in fast!
Wave 3/10 - They have actually good URLs now, please be careful but also I’m so mad, I just saw “pawpatroleuthanasia” and I am bursting green with envy.
Okay this Griffin Mcelroy factkin aesthetic is a lot to handle just to begin with but the fact that’s the ACTOR Nick Robinson and not ex videogame journalist Nick Robinson has heightened the experience so much that I can no longer breath
this post is old as hell but every time i see it i desperately want to make sure everyone knows about another post from that same blog
sv friends really just autistic-coded, trans-coded, trauma-coded
I am going to spit on Thomas Edison's grave
Its really shocking how much evil shit can be traced by to Thomas Edison and Henry Ford
Imagining some fucking scenario where all kinds of different shit's true than in the real world.
what the hell
yeah it's pretty crazy
avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:
try using these palettes instead!!
Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together
They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.
i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together
youve got reds, greens, and blues:
and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:
(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)
of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two
not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.
i think its ok.
The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this
hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^
wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that
omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!
it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc
HUH
This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody
Terrible post everyone, hit the showers
There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history
This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield
it's not even a year old yet??
what about not gendering fucking colours
OMG That is so cute!!
Also the reason that the cat did this is actually because they are mirroring their owner. If their owner treats the thing (or in this case book) with respect and has made it very clear with their actions that the thing is important the cat will take notice and mirror this behavior!
Great addition! However, this is actually because the cat is Muslim.
Yeah I'm just not doing that. I don't need the job that much.
comments by @autumntides :
It is illegal in the United States (violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 (Title VII), Age Discrimination in Employment Act of 1967 and the Civil Service Reform Act of 1978, and the Americans With Disabilities Act of 1990 (Title I and V)) to require a photograph or other image in a job application outside of direct unavoidable relevance (modeling and acting work).
"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission."
Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.
i’m starting a collection
the collection grows!!!!!
The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better
This mother is my favorite person. The calm execution, the perfect delivery, priceless
at my job we have to go through a training program that teaches us the library of congress classification system, and when i was first being trained my boss started to boot it up and she gave me a really anxious and guilty look and said “listen, i’m really sorry in advance, there’s nothing i can do about this, just…. just try to get through it” and i was like lol what’s she talking about and then the program loaded and i was greeted with a deliriously funny-looking photoshopped wizard with glowing eyes pointing at some intro message like “AH YES, JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD… APPRENTICE, YOU COME AT A TIME OF MOST DIRE NEED… YOU MUST LEARN OUR WAYS” and my boss just looked at me helplessly and was like “i’m so sorry. it’s like two hours long.”
thankfully it wasn’t an elaborate fever dream and i have found screenshots
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank
he/ham
you know what i meant
