Chloe: Nice hands, Beca.
Beca: Uh.. thanks?
Chloe: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
Aubrey: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND YOUR BIBLE!
~ quote submitted by anon ~
Interviewer: Would you rather kiss Katy Perry or Brittany Snow?
Anna Kendrick:
Anna Kendrick:
Anna Kendrick: Yes.
wattpadfic-deactivated20170213
I h8 when straight girls are like “ugh I should just b a lesbian it’d be so much easier” like…buddy…pal…mate…no it would Not…
hotblugger
when you open a website and multiple ads start popping out
Wynonna Figures Out the Only Effective Way to Get Waverly's Attention:
*Waverly is engrossed by a video game and Wynonna is trying to ask her something*
Wynonna: "Hey Waverly?"
Waverly: *No reply*
Wynonna: "Ay yo Waverly I'm on fire."
Waverly: *Absently* "That's cool Wynonna, let me finish this first."
Wynonna: *Sighs and plays a recording on her phone that's Nicole saying "Hey Wave!"*
Waverly: *Pauses video game* "Hey Baby how ar-" *turns around and sees Wynonna rolling her eyes*
Chloe: Honestly Bec, I’ve always thought your last name sucks
Beca: Excuse me?!?!
Chloe: I just think it doesn’t suit you. You should change it.
Beca: Are you drunk?! Change it like what??
Chloe: Beale
Chloe: *walks away*
Beca: ...
Beca: Wait did you just- DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME??? CHLO COME BACK HERE!!
~ quote submitted by mylifeasateen14 ~
It’s a Kendrick thing
I just love how Kendrick sits
Not giving a damn. It’s her comfy sitting position.
It’s a Kendrick thing.
Chloe: *Unbuttoning shirt* God, it's so hot in here!
Beca: I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
How to come out of the closet
Step 1 Get a Brittany Snow
That’s just it. You’re welcome
yes-you-may
Don’t you just hate that moment when a family member sees you smiling at your phone and instantly go like “oooh is that your boyfriend?”
Like no. I’m reading gay fanfiction and my ship is being adorable, get over it.
Relatable XD
Kommissar: You shouldn’t insult people taller than yourself, small friend.
Beca: Then I wouldn’t be able to insult anyone!
[at the first Bellas practice]
Chloe (to Aubrey): Well i guess i should introduce myself. I'm-
Beca: *enters*
Chloe:
Chloe: Gay
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven"
Jessica: Darling, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Ashley: Nope, but it sure did hurt when I fell for you *winks*
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Chloe: Becs, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Beca: No, but I scuffed my knees when I crawled up from hell *high fives Fat Amy*
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Stacie: Hey Bree, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Aubrey: Are you calling me satan?
Stacie: Yes
kyrassandra
I trust Anna Kendrick with my life, which is weird because I don’t think Anna Kendrick even trusts Anna Kendrick with her life