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Anomalous Analytic Memes for Philosophical Fiends

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A fancifully fanciless medium of unvarnished shitposting

Happy World Philosophy Day! Did you get a gift for your favorite philosopher? What about your favorite philosopher with a meme blog? On Tumblr? Who works on analytic aesthetics?

when you tell your professor you liked their class before asking them to write you a letter of recommendation

“Philosophers can’t get jobs.” Okaaay. Anyway I’m off to the apodictic principles of pure reason mine.

okay I feel like philosophy has its own subculture and then philosophy grad students have their own subculture within that. are other disciplines like this or are we just annoying?

“Ontology naturalized” “naturalizing the mind-body problem” “naturalized epistemology” why don’t you naturalize going outside

“Johnny can you please stop reading your novel and take out the assigned reading,” my SJW professor snarled marxistly.

“I-I’m defending Western Civilization!” I shouted, proudly brandishing my 600 page tome of Russian nationalism, “I’m not reading any of this communist crap.”

Everyone clapped as I was asked to leave the classroom if I was “going to keep interrupting the lesson.” One brave soul at the front of the class brilliantly observed “This is just like 1984!”

bridging the analytic-continental divide by being an analytic who recognizes that math is for nerds 😌

reading the Vampire: The Masquerade rulebook and absolutely seething about how implausible their metaphysics of beauty is