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Johnny B-Goode

@annoyotribe

No Minors My page includes whatever floats my boat 29 CALI DMs open
Sexy asks!

1: First kiss?

2: First time masturbating?

3: First sex toy?

4: First kink tried?

5: First time doing oral?

6: First time having sex?

Turn Ons

7: Biggest turn on?

8: Biggest turn off?

9: Quickest way to get horny?

10: Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

11: Top 3 places to be touched?

12: Ultimate fantasy?

13: Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

14: Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?

Preferences

15: Sex or masturbation?

16: Spit or swallow?

17: Cut or uncut dicks?

18: Rough or sensual sex?

19: Oldest person you’d sleep with?

20: Loud or quiet partners?

21: How much foreplay do you like?

22: How much teasing do you like?

23: What is too big for you to take?

24: Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

25: How much kissing do you like during sex?

26: What’s the most attractive part of the body?

Location

27: Favourite place to have sex?

28: Would you have sex in public?

29: Last place you had sex?

30: Where would you most like to have sex?

31: Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

32: Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?

Kinks

33: What’s your biggest kink?

34: What’s your limit?

35: Are you okay with name calling in bed?

36: Would you do any BDSM?

37: Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

38: Favourite type of bondage?

39: Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

40: Do you like overstimulation?

41: Do you like having pain involved?

42: Do you like biting/being bitten?

43: Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

44: Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

45: Have any roleplaying preferences?

46: Send a kink with this number. Do you have that kink?

Masturbation

47: Do you own sex toys? How many?

48: Favourite Sex Toy?

49: What do you masturbate to?

50: How often do you masturbate?

51: How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

52: Do you masturbate with penetration?

53: Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?

Oral

54: Do you enjoy giving oral?

55: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

56: What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

57: Do you have a preferred technique for giving oral?

58: Can you deepthroat?

For people with dicks… 🍆

59: How long and how thick is it?

60: Do you do anal? Top or bottom?

61: Are you circumcised?

62: Do you like your balls being played with?

63: Do you enjoy prostate stimulation? Ever came from it?

64: Where do you like to finish?

For people with vaginas…🌮

65: Do you like playing with your clit?

66: How do you prefer to do it?

67: What’s your breast size?

68: How often do you go braless?

69: Do you finger yourself?

70: How familiar are you with your g-spot?

71: Do you squirt?

Sex

72: Favourite position?

73: How often do you do unprotected sex?

74: How loud are you in bed?

75: Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

76: Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum?

77: How good are you at dirty talk?

78: Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?

Other

79: Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie?

80: Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?

81: What’s your favourite style of underwear?

82: Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?

83: Ever had somebody say no to a kink you suggested trying?

84: Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners?

85: How many orgasms can you have in a day?

86: How many other people know your dick/bra size?

87: What do you wear to bed?

88: Do you have any taboo fetish, kink or fantasy?

89: Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.

90: Have you ever been to a strip club? How was it? If not, would you?

Ass play🍑

91: Do you like to have your ass played with?

92: Do you play with your own ass?

93: What's the biggest you've taken?

94: Would you ever do something to someone elses ass?

95: What does your asshole look like? Shape, shade, size?

96: Do you use lube or only natural juices and spit?

97: Do you gape or like gapes?

98: Creampies?

99: Would you ever eat ass and/or have your ass eaten?

100: How was your first time doing analsex with a partner?

Fun questions!

A: Do you name your genitalia?

B: What would be your stripper name?

C: Any funny sex stories?

D: What food if any would you use during sex?

E: Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?

F: What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?

G: Do you often get horny in public?

H: Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?

I: Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?

J: Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by medically ignorant bean-counters. Until we can dismantle the whole shitty system, know how to scare them into submission.

This is like that procedure Mr. Incredible told that old lady

Reblogging for visibility

[Image Description: Text: Medical Hack: So, your doctor ordered a test or treatment and your insurance company denied it. That is a typical cost saving method. Okay, here is what you do:

  1. Call the insurance company and tell them you want to speak with the “HIPPA Compliance/Privacy Officer” (By federal law, they have to have one)
  2. Then ask them for Names as well as Credentials of every person Accessing Your Record to make that decision of denial. By law you have a Right to that informantion.
  3. They will almost always Reverse the Decision very shortly rather than admit that the committee is made of low paid H.S. Graduates, looking at all “criteria words,” making the decision to deny your care. Even in the rare case it is made by medical personel, it is unlikely that it is made by a board cerified doctor in that specialty and they Do Not Want You to Know This!
  4. Any refusal should be reported to the U.S. Office of Civil Rights (OCR.gov) as a HIPPA violation. Description ends]

Boosting the Signal

BOOST!!!💋

Ethical Porn

Here is an ongoing list of ethical (feminist, BIPoC, queer) porn sites, pls add in the comments what you love and know:

  1. XConfessions: https://xconfessions.com/
  2. Four Chambers: https://www.afourchamberedheart.com/
  3. LustCinema: https://lustcinema.com/
  4. Crashpad Series: https://crashpadseries.com/
  5. Oil Productions: https://oilproductions.ch/
  6. ForPlay Films: https://forplayfilms.com/
  7. Aorta Films: http://www.aortafilms.com/home
  8. Pink Label: https://pinklabel.tv/
  9. Queer Porn: https://queerporn.tv/wp/
  10. Indie Porn Revolution: http://indiepornrevolution.com/indie-porn/
  11. Bright Desire: https://brightdesire.com/tour/
  12. Make Love Not Porn: https://makelovenotporn.tv/
  13. Oactually: https://www.oactually.com/
  14. Sssh: https://sssh.com/
  15. Hegre: https://www.hegre.com/

Quite a few

Fave

Was fun…wanna do it again

Yesss FFM loved them

Literally spent the day laying on the couch and stroking. Time for work.... which means I'll be at work stroking

ATTENTION BLACK PERVS!!

I’m still looking for my perverted black freaks that are into that real perverted shit, I have No limits. HMU if you, jacked off to K9, Incest, piss, spy and whatever else that may be out there. I have a nasty, dirty, freaky mind. Share this post if your out there 😈 💯

11.02.17 — Is “One Enough” ………..

“Love Fingers,” keep them coming !!!! - ARE YOU A FAN ???

Yes

Very much so, but one is never enough!