excellent

nerd

honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave. 

Clear your mind here

wondering if i will sneeze today

keep us posted

no.  its none of your business

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the day may come when this post crosses my dash and I do not reblog it but friends

today 

is not that day

This is a good commercial Everything from the woman pretending to be a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN to “midnight in a coffin” to “try this new thing called Dog”

Its all good shit

I’m in Atlanta and looking for a kittt asfjfkftxgzg

it makes me so happy seeing selfies that say ‘i felt cute today’ or ‘hair game strong’ it’s so good to love yourself and it’s also so hard to love yourself don’t let anyone tell you differently you’re allowed to admit you’re fucking adorable

im not your little dad anymore, girl

— Shanti  (via w-ildfires)

— (via bonvivantx)

— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

— (via sexual-feelings)

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks If one titty is slightly bigger than the other Birthmarks Fat areas Bumps or discoloration Cellulite Sweat Morning breath Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

No, YOU’RE crying

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

oh…my god this is so beautiful

ah geez *sniffles* - lovely story!