I made a vow out to the gods Please let her live just one more day Cos she is so much more than all her scars

I’ll stay because I will be the man my father never was

And what you see is not the dark It’s just the gods upturning inkpots Cos they know what you’ll become

But to a woman by the end you’ll kneel and plea Cos I’m more than what my mum told me to be

And I can hear her sing And I know she’s giving up

And I can hear him break And he doesn’t understand

And I wish that I could take his hand But where I’m going is for me and me alone

our flag means death // the amazing devil — inkpot gods

My two current obsessions 😀

it’s jokes on here but rly truly genuinely the thing u like abt taika’s core affect has always been his māori-ness. what ur perceiving in his comedy and writing and emotional beats and exploration of masculinity and general clown shit is peak pasifika. not that islanders have the monopoly on his tone but. since 2 cars 1 night, eagle vs shark, flight of the conchords, boy, hunt for the wilderpeople, what we do in the shadows, our flag means death etc. he has never not been a māori eccentric making distinctly happy-sad dramedies born out of māori boyhood and the cadence of nz aoteoroa village kid humor like. that is an islander doing bits at ur aunty’s funeral if i ever saw one

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Heritage post

Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th

Don’t worry, here’s the next 5 Years of Thursday the 20ths!

This is the only Thursday the 20th? This year?

Happy Thursday the 20th

Thank you so much for reading this comic~ It’s taken the better part of two months to finally finish this piece and I love how it turned out! (Tumblr is annoying with post structure so I unfortunately had to splice it, but please feel free to DM me if you’d like the full thing)

It’s Venti’s story that has stolen my heart throughout Genshin, and I loved exploring his connection to the past and the statue in front of the Church. A small tad bit but I find it interesting that the achievement for sitting on the statue’s hands to be “Beloved of the Anemo Archon”, and not “Beloved by the Anemo Archon” - I like to imagine that it’s symbolic to the fact that Venti used to sit in the palms of his dear bard, and it is that bard whom is his beloved, hence, sitting in the palms of the statue creates a parallel. 

I would like to thank Yumisall on Instagram for introducing me to the poem featured in this comic, Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep, with a disputed authorship so I will refrain from crediting a poet.

This had been an incredibly fun piece for me to work on, I appreciate all those who have been anticipating the final product~

what are yalls opinions on these assorted strawberry cows

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

This is a lieeeee

I want a doot doot

I wonder

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

I want a doot doot too

doot doot my ass will ya

update: ,,,,two ppl doot dooted me

im scared

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

let’s try!

Welp, why not

Doot?

OHMYGOD

Giv me doots?

I want a doot doot

Ppl to Geralt after Toss A Coin To Your Witcher became famous: The white wolf!! Our hero!! Save us!! Take our money!!

Ppl to Geralt after Jaskier wrote Burn Butcher: Whore. Go back to Whore Mountain. You Whore.

u can just rock back and forth if u want. its free

Illustrations part of my cryptids zine from last semester

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

*says 'I'm so fucking sick of this pandemic shit' in a distinctly anti-capitalist 'break the patents on all the vaccines' way*

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

Chaotic good

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

Always reblog for malicious compliance

— Grzegorz Turnau “Pejzaż bez Ciebie”

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭

if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf

@pretend-im-not-there is the one who wrote the previous scenario! and @insomniarama​ came up with froyo and ham 😂 so:

Doubt

Masterpost - (or me doing too many aus)

Hi, I’m Spielzeugkaiser, and I draw way too much :’D

If you want to write something to any of these, I’d be very honored, would probably cry and love you forever! If you want to support me, I humbly direct you to my ko-fi.

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Going undercover at the court of Lettenhove:

[Meeting the Viscount] [a moment inbetween] [a loyal guard & keeping geralts medallion safe] [no heading north now] [Geralt protecting Jaskier] [Jaskier sings again] [finally at the coast + bonus panel (just a few more moments)] [Falling into bed with each other] [preparing for the wedding] [saying the vows] [wedding night - cw] [Jaskier can't sleep anymore] [trying to sleep] [Jaskier is ill] [a tight leash] [Ciri cries] [Geralt is protective when it comes to ill!Jaskier] [Geralt and Jaskier having a tender moment] [Jaskier being feverish] [Geralt using axii on Jaskier] [Jaskier reading Ciri a story] [Geralt getting his punishment] [Geralt gets a little 'reward'] - cw [Geralt is forced to have sex with Jaskier] - tw [getting more people on their side] [taking a nap together] [sleeping is hard] [Geralt has a talk at night] + [Jaskier joins]

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[protecting the kids] [a few stolen moments]

Fanfiction:

By Descarada: The Refugees of Lettenhove   (@fangirleaconmigo on tumblr) By @dhwty-writes:  Of Witchers, Bards and Broken Hearts    By AsperAstra:  My Lord, have mercy on me.