theinformationcollector
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Jesus ffucking christ bro.
Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…
Then we’ll all say it together
“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”
welcome to my blog
blinddarkness
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
Like this?
actually what the christ
Don’t worry! Once it catches you it won’t have to be blank anymore
Don’t worry! Once it
catches you it won’t have to
be blank anymore
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Tumblr used to be a physical place. It was a large theater built inside of a cliff. The cliff was by a stormy seaside town where all of life began. One night, there was a hurricane, and the Tumblr theater collapsed. This unleashed the Tumblr people upon the town, and thus began the world.
Cackling.
In case the original goes away:
Text version:
Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.
URGING you to consider firework alternatives:
- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos
You can simply step outside and stare at the sun for 2 minutes and blind yourself permanently
The urge to resist doing just that lessens each day
My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.
the doctor
Tumblr user greenflamestherabbit
DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”
So i guess Capcom said Dragons Dogma 2 will have improved AI to ‘give the world life’ and people are freaking out because “AI” and even putting aside the fact that “video game AI” is a very very very very established concept its kinda funny seeing people freak out and at the same time admitting to not knowing exactly what they’re upset about
Video game AI is taking away jobs from the tiny people who live in the TV
yes
ok
Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?
im about to test the limits of discord nitro
we are almost there folks
discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.
Let me win, you fool.
is this how we play this game? very well.
my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.
I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.
every time theres a poll on here thats like "you get one wish but it can only be one of these 10 things 😜" one of the options is always money and the amount doesnt matter because its ALWAYS winning. $20 $400 $100 it doesnt matter we are all broke
one of these is literally kill all life and yet 7000 tumblr followers is actually the worst option
Anonymous asked:
ooo what about the main trio + sampo reacting to their wanted posters?
only gepard's bc theyre masterpieces and i love them sm
he’s just a respectable scholar with a simple ordinary name your honor
