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@t-e-reynolds ok so boom

  • smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003
  • smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight
  • twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon
  • e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe
  • master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)
  • the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular
  • fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role
  • the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off
  • dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down
  • people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees
  • ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years

no because i think we're forgetting some important history

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maybuds

being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??

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Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

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tinsnip

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

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gwengrimm

This is what tumbler was made for

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

I love this

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ogress

that is one huge pecker you got there

Needs moar tits

What this post needs is a little ass.

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

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bguiles

Don’t forget a little pussy

YES.

All the NSFW

How about a nice pair of hooters?

Thank you for this blessed post

This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…

Im not even sorry this doesn’t fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

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avac11

yes, yes I do

I need this in my life as well.

You. Are. Welcome.

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The fact they cancelled The society AND I am not okay with this... fuck Netlfix full offense. I'm so mad. I rewatched The society even though my hopes for it being picked up again are small, and damn it's only now just dawning on me... we will never see these characters again. They felt SO REAL. We will never know where they are, why, how they got there, who's the father of Becca's baby. We'll never see characters have much needed development. We'll never see some relationships that could've been (cough Hallie cough). This story WASN'T FINISHED. It left us with so many questions. And for them to cancel it while it was already confirmed and in the works? Vile. Don't get me started on I am not okay with this... wtf? Just as it was getting good? And I've never heard of a single person that didn't like it? They cancel good stuff that people love but let shitshows like R*verdale and 13 re*sons why go on for seasons. Embarrassing.

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ohposhers

Now that Hannibal is coming back to Netflix it is INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT that we all watch the shit out of it and spam tag Netflix about how much we want Season 4 we have waited TOO LONG for this god sent opportunity that I don’t think we’ll get again if we fuck this up LETS GO GANG👏👏👏

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early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

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hweianime
Grindelwald: so, new dark lord?
Dumbledore: yeah he calls himself Voldemort
Grindelwald: calls himself… wait. That’s not his name?
Dumbledore: well it’s actually an anagram of his name, pretty clever actually, you see-
Grindelwald: NO ONE EVER TOLD ME I COULD MAKE MY OWN DARK LORD NAME
Grindelwald: are you telling me all this time I could have been known as Lord Supreme or, or Lord Hallows?!
Dumbledore: I mean, it’s a bit on the nose isn’t it?
Grindelwald: WELL FUCKIN EXCUSE ME, I WAS ONLY JUST MADE AWARE THAT WE HAD TO MAKE OUR OWN GODDAMN NICKNAMES.
Dumbledore:
Dumbledore: um, oh Lord Supreme Hallows-
Grindelwald: don’t fucking pity me
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I like to imagine Grindelwald hitting that skull hookah and just seeing the most random shit from the future. Like memes or dumb fads or something like that.

Grindelwald: *hits the skull hookah* Grindelwald: Don’t eat the Tide Pods! Dumbledore: What are Tide Pods? Grindelwald: I have no clue, just don’t eat them.

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the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

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Victory For Now

Finally get home,

Strip yourself bare,

Turn on the shower head,

Enter with care.

Body in pain,

Feeling a bit queezy,

Huffing a sigh,

The day wasn’t easy.

Feeling like crap,

Watching the gore,

Ooze from your body,

And fall to the floor.

Watching, enraptured,

As it goes down the drain,

You’ve won the battle,

You lived through the pain.

Congrats on your victory,

You’ve beat me again,

Enjoy your celebration,

Until next month my ‘friend’. -Love, Your period.

By Watermelonsmellinfellon. :)

WHY?!

Another has come,

Another has gone,

The pain had returned,

It stayed for too long,

Cloth stained in red,

Cramping and pain,

I’ve gotten too used,

To it happening again.

Why won’t it end?

I scream at the sky,

Begging and pleading,

And wondering why.

Why was I cursed,

What did I do,

To deserve the hell, 

That I suffer through?

I have to wait,

Years must I dread,

Until my poor body,

Gives up instead. -I Hate Life.

By: Watermelonsmellinfellon.

Rare moments when my poetry skills are sharp as a blade. XD

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robynjaja

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

This is so cute and inspirational I love it

A little story