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normal about fate vs free will (lying)

@annabelle--cane / annabelle--cane.tumblr.com

Marina. Any pronouns. Bi/genderfluid/gray ace. 21. White. Mobile about/links. Theater and audio drama blog that started out as a riordanverse blog, so that comes up occasionally.

MUSICAL TUMBLRMAN BATTLE

hey there, it's me, marina @annabelle--cane. you've seen these brackets before, you know the drill, it's time to watch these bastards kill each other.

rules/guidelines:

  • I'm using "tumblrman"/"the jokner of musicals" because a lot of the characters iconic to this genre are minors and it wouldn't be appropriate for an adult (<- me) to call them sexymen, but it also wouldn't feel right to just leave them out. I think these terms carry most of the same energy while leaving out sexual connotations.
  • personally, I will be voting and selecting based on levels of iconicness and how hard a choke hold these characters had on me and my peers, not based on which characters I actually think are best or that I like the most. I know this guideline is completely unenforceable and people will just black out and vote for their blorbos, but if this gets a good turn out, maybe I'll do a "favorite/best/most musical character" tournament afterwards.
  • there are a few characters who are already guaranteed spots (jd, beetlejuice, the squip, etc.), but still feel free to submit any obvious choices, especially if you've got compelling propaganda.
  • there are a few characters I don't feel comfortable including, but I don't think people are likely to submit them and I think posting a list would invite discourse, so I'll just say that I leave it ultimately up to my discretion whether or not to dismiss certain nominations.
  • since I will be selecting characters based on how iconic I think they were/are, nominees will likely skew male, but submissions are also open to female and nonbinary characters. the jonkler of musicals can be any gender.
  • similarly, I'm going to prioritize characters from stage musicals, but you may also submit characters from movie, TV, podcast, song cycle, or other medium musicals. if you're unsure, just go ahead and submit them and I'll figure it out.
  • this is a CRINGE POSITIVE space. ribbing on your past self or 2017 musical fandom culture as a whole is all fine and good, but try to keep in the spirit of friendly competition and stay away from being outright mean. if what you're saying is indistinguishable from a homophobe talking about their high school gsa, I will block you and delete your comments.
  • @ this blog or use the tag "tjom bracket" in your commentary about this tournament and I might rb your post here
  • I'm aiming for 32 characters in the first round, but I'm willing to be flexible.

OKAY. SUBMIT YOUR MUSICAL JOKSTNERS. FORM OPEN UNTIL 12:00 AM MONDAY EST.

i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.

I haven't seen this version anywhere so I made one!

This flag is pissing off TERFs of course but i am seeing so much colorful JOY from trans lesbians and other lesbians in the notes like I've never seen a set of tags so happy before omg

[ID: The 7-stripe lesbian flag arranged from top to bottom with a gradient of three orange stripes ranging from dark orange to light orange, a white stripe in the center, and a gradient of light to dark pink at the bottom. The progress flag chevron has been added to the left side, with white, pink, and blue pointing toward the center of the flag to represent the trans flag followed by brown and black chevrons at the outside to represent the racial and ethnic diversity of the queer community.]

i really love this and was curious what it'd look like if the brown and black were switched so i tried that out and colorpicked the dark orange stripe and darkened it to brown to help the brown match the colors it's touching a little better. @abalidoth in the tags also thought it'd look good with the five stripe so i tried that as well (id in alt):

i'm not a graphic designer or anything, i just really liked this flag and thought these would look pretty in addition to op's

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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

i should prob learn to deal with work stress without catastrophizing until i burst into tears. anyone know how to do that

dead silence. forgot this was the mental illness website for a second

I'm literally fine it's just that I sold my soul to a tricksy fae in my early teens and every so often she comes around trying to collect what she's owed and I have to lay very still and pretend I don't hear her hammering on my door all the while knowing that one day I Will fail and she Will get me. but it's fine though she's gone away every time so far.

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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran