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Junior Postman First Class, Ankh-Morpork Postal Service. In my spare time, I post fantasy thoughts and memes. Fuck TERFS

Noob Saibot Question

So I’ve been watching YouTube shorts compilations of Mortal Kombat character introductions and, armed with the knowledge bestowed upon me by @dannyfen and @parker-of-loxley, I’ve been enjoying them. However, I have one major question that I’m hoping the lovely people of the Mortal Kombat fandom can answer:

What the fuck is Noob Saibot’s deal? I gather that he and Sub-Zero (who, due to previous explanations given to me, is my favorite character) are brothers since they talk about their grandfather and that they hate each other, but the more I watch the more he seems to have beef with just about everyone, from Raiden to Scorpion to RoboCop to Spawn. Is he just a massive prick or is he serving some malevolent force? Am I to understand that he’s dead but not a Revenant or whatever? Does he factor into the main storyline or is he a secondary or tertiary character?

Please help, I really want to know but the fandom wikis scare me.

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

The best part of reading is that it opens my mind and makes me see the world in a different way. Like, Terry Pratchett's Small Gods completely changed how I view organized religion and Jim Butcher's Changes is an amazing exploration of a man who is pushed too far and I'm better for reading them.

The second best part of reading is that I can throw out quotes from stuff I read, and it makes me look like I'm smarter than I actually am. Robert Jordan, Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and Ursula K. Le Guin have all given me quotes that make me sound smarter (and funnier) than I really am.

✨Content Tagging Guide✨

disclaimer: this is not directed at anyone, nor was it sparked because I've seen anyone mistagging anything. I just like lists and I'm going to make it everyone's problem :)

So you wanna write a story with darker themes, but are mayhaps a little uncertain about all the different content warnings you've seen.

Not to worry! Hopefully this quick guide will clear things up. To illustrate each level, I'm going to use macaroni and cheese as the content example. Without further ado...

cw: macaroni and cheese

^^this warning is very general. It tells the reader the content will show up at some point within the text, but doesn't specify the detail, use, or extent.

cw: macaroni and cheese (mentioned)

They drove through town, past the busy main street, and the factory where the local brand of macaroni and cheese got its packaging.

This warning tells readers the content will be mentioned; maybe in dialogue, or in a description, but not explored in detail.

cw: macaroni and cheese (discussed)

"I'm lactose intolerant," he said. "So I can't---well, I shouldn't eat stuff like that."
"But you did anyway?" they pressed. "I'm sorry, just... How did it feel? After?"
"Awful. I really should've listened to my common sense and ordered something besides mac and cheese."

As you'd expect, this warning tells the reader that the content will be discussed, either in conversation, or through a character's thoughts. Discussions can involve the moral implications of the content, how the content fits within the world, philosophies relating to the content, and the emotional or lasting effects of the content on a character.

cw: macaroni and cheese (referenced)

He tapped her shoulder. "Hey, I didn't see you after work yesterday, you okay?"
"Fine now," she said, shrugging. "I just had a bad batch of mac and cheese for lunch."

Very similar to "mentioned", this warning often implies a non-explicit, non-graphic mention of the content.

cw: macaroni and cheese (implied)

He frowned down at the bowl, then averted his eyes, appetite lost by the gooey yellow mass inside, and the heavy, creamy smell wafting off it.

This warning tells readers that the content is not outright stated, but the character's reactions and actions imply what's going on. If you could remove the context from the scene/paragraph in question and make it look like something else is happening, you probably have implied content. Note that there is a difference between simply "implied", and "heavily implied".

cw: macaroni and cheese (fade to black)

She took her seat at the table, queasiness building in her stomach. Her least-favorite food was to be served, and while she knew it would be rude to decline it, she wasn't looking forward to lunch. As the dreaded bowl was placed before her, she picked up the fork, and plunged it in.

Similar to implied, but instead of carrying on through the scene the content takes place in, fade to black builds up to the moment, and stops, often transitioning to the next scene before the content is given any kind of detail.

cw: macaroni and cheese (non-explicit)

For lunch, he was served a bowl of mac and cheese, one of his least favorite meals. He choked it down anyway, and hoped he wouldn't get an upset stomach.

This tells the reader the content will be present in some form, but not described in detail. It may have some active bearing on the character or plot, but won't be particularly graphic. While the character may be emotionally affected after the fact, the content itself is glossed over.

cw: macaroni and cheese (explicit)

The bowl was placed in front of him, steam still rising from the substance inside. He knew what it was before he looked. Mac and cheese. And he'd have to devour the entire bowl of it. He lifted the first forkful, strands of yellow cheese trailing from squishy curved noodles, all the way back into the bowl, even as he raised it to his mouth. Damn, it was extra cheesy. He knew his lactose intolerance just wouldn't hold up.

This is often used as the heaviest warning, telling readers that the content and the characters' reactions to it will be described in detail.

Again, this was something I mostly just wrote for fun, and to dramatize mac and cheese but I do hope someone out there finds it helpful. Let me know if there's a type I missed! :)

Mr. Gaiman,

I'm reading American Gods (again) and I have a question:

Why did you choose to set your book about the heart of the American people in the Midwest? I'm a Midwest native myself, and I appreciate the efforts you took to capture what it's like here, but I can't help but wonder why you didn't choose to set it in a city like New York or L.A. or even keep it in Chicago.

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I was living in rural Wisconsin and I wrote what I knew.

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Why “Fuck you,” said the Raven works.

“Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are." The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes. "Say 'Nevermore,'" said Shadow. "Fuck you," said the raven.”

- Neil Gaiman, American Gods

I love this exchange for a number of reasons. First, it’s genuinely hilarious - it’s far from the answer the reader is expecting and is just a really good joke. 10/10.

Second, it plays into the idea at the hear of American Gods - the transplanting of an American mythology onto classic belief systems (which was explored in a much less humorous light in the Easter scene). Poe is an icon in the American literary/poetic cannon and Shadow is asking the raven of Odin to say something Poe associated with ravens.

Third, it’s great characterization - Gaiman has, at this point, both shown and told us that Shadow is a smart guy. We were told he read a lot in prison to pass the time (mostly books on slight-of-hand which serve him well) and he’s shown himself to be a smart guy in his interactions with the mythological figures he encounters, and this is an opportunity for Shadow to show that intelligence by combining his reading in prison with his interactions with mythological figures.

So yeah, great line from a great book. 

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Cadsuane: In my experience, the Al'thor boy can be very aggressive sometimes, so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching him.
Cadsuane, blowing an air horn at Rand: GET FUCKED!
Rand (finally sick of her shit): FUCK OFF BEFORE I MAKE YOU FUCK OFF!

I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

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Time to drop some links again.

https://searchmysite.net/ Search engine for the indie web, personal websites, digital gardens. You can also find them in websites like Neocities, Indieweb, Blogarama, and write.as. There is also a big list of personal websites.

https://search.marginalia.nu/ Search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and promotes websites that aren’t usually at the top of the list.

https://www.worldcat.org/ Search engine for items in libraries (books, but also maps, articles, sound recordings, theses, etc.)

https://scholar.google.com/ Search engine for scientific papers, reviews, etc. It’s still google, but a lot better than the normal search engine counterpart.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_search_engines A list of search engines sorted by subject, area, and more. If you’re searching on a specific area, it might be worth checking if there is one focused on that area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_academic_databases_and_search_engines A list of academic databases and search engines.

https://tineye.com/ Reverse image search alternative to Google’s. Also, P.S.: Please stop using Google, and start using more privacy focused search engines, like DuckDuckGo or SearchX (opensource; personally haven’t used it yet, but it looks promising for privacy-focused users)

My favourite thing about Rand al'Thor is how he's a great exploration of what it'd really mean to be The Chosen One. Of what would actually happen if you took a young, naive, sweet, goodhearted boy from rural nowhere and suddenly thrust him into (war) a ruthless game of nations whereby he's the most important player. How horrible it'd be. How it'd absolutely wreck him.

And how hard he would try not to let it. How violently he'd claw to retain the humanity he knows he was raised with, and to make his father proud, and to be the kind of hero he always read about in stories. How he'd do everything he could to leave the world a better place, to offset the destruction he knows he'll wreak, and how he never thinks it's enough.

And he knows everyone is watching him, trying to see him go insane. Hardly anyone trusts him or thinks of him as their friend, instead trying to exploit or control him.

He keeps his emotions bottled up, not trusting himself to express them except around the few people he knows he can trust to not use his "weakness" (expressing his emotions in a healthy way) against him. It's why one of my favorite moments is after Dumai's Wells, where he breaks down in front of Perrin cuz he knows Perrin is one of his only true friends.

Okay but twice in the series Rand goes “I need help in delivering an absolutely massive blow to the Dark One and I need a very powerful saidar user who I trust with my life” and both times he goes straight to Nynaeve, whose response is “when do we go and how hard do I punch”

And also Nynaeve has so much potential for destruction, but her role is almost always to heal instead, she could be a weapon, but she just.. isn’t. A permanently pissed off medic

I love her so much

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Nynaeve fandom brings me so much joy.

Literally trusts her more than his wives or his childhood friend/crush. Absolutely iconic, we love to see it.

LMFAO ZUCK WON BY FORFEIT!

Musk had to be saved by his fucking Mommy! Everyone should go on Twitter and tell musk he is a weak bitch for letting his mommy tell him what to do when he's like 60.

I swear to god... elon musk is the lamest fucking person on this planet

Boring, I wanted to see some proper replicant actions  -.-

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe… Starship's rapid unscheduled disassembly in the skies over Texas… I watched Teslas on autopilot, running over children. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die."

Comedy fuckin gold right here.

something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.

I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie

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look, that one's trying to upvote

I recently re-watched the Going Postal miniseries and I still love it, it has such a good asthetic that really captures Ankh-Morpork's vibes. It made some not great choices of adaptation (what they did to drumknott is practically character assassination) but it also has one thing that all other discworld tv or movie adaptations lack

MY BOY OTTO CHREIK

HE DOESNT HAVE ANY LINES BUT HES THERE!!!!!

^^^^^ that's the face he makes when Moist gets kicked in the balls by Adora

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers