The story of The Upper East Side widow.

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme

by Heitor Magno

Lydia: I, uh… I read once that… Holding your breath could stop a panic attack. So when I kissed you… You held your breath. Stiles: I did? Lydia: Yeah. You did.