IM NEW ACCOUNT IM LOGGING OUT @wrote-this-on-a-plane !!!!
I haven't been on this blog in forever and I'm cringing at my weeaboo self fuck man I'm usually on wrote-this-on-a-plane now
me: joins tumblr for fun
me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society
The true bi/pan/ace agenda
-try not to get yelled at by straight people for not being straight -try not to get yelled at by gay people for not being gay -make sure no one finds out that we’re secretly dragons
lol ur not a feminist if you refuse to discuss racism, transmisogyny, ableism and classism. ur not a feminist if ur only here to defend conventionally attractive white women who like to kill men with their eyeliner wings
Me when I’m in public and I hear my favorite song
AOWOWOWDIFKENWBDHXHDHZHSHHHH
oh my god meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LOVE GYMNASTICS
WHERE’S THE LIE THO
so basically… To be a good man you should only be with one woman for your entire life? And if you’ve been with someone that’s disgusting? Ok.
dude. it’s a play-off of how people treat women by slut shaming them. see how ridiculous it sounds when they switch genders? then why is it that way for women.
It sucks that it had to be explained…
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black eyed peas ft. shia labeouf - more vines
STOP IT
My new ringtone
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING 3D GIF TO EVER 3D
Season 7, Episode 9: Pearl vs. Miss Fame
this lip sync was so bad
this is so disrespectful to queen demetria devonne lovato
theyre both so bad and so ugly i feel like ive been hatecrimed
Date someone who will
- wake up at 4am just to listen to you talk about a bad dream you just had
- tease you for little things just to apologize six million times when you act upset
- be nervous to kiss you for the first time because they don’t want to fuck up
- touch your butt
- offer to buy you a book that you absolutely love, and insist when you tell them no
- watch your favorite movies with you even if they don’t like them
- let you give them too much information and just listen to you talk for hours
- stay up until you fall asleep just because they want to talk to you
- share your love for dogs
- talk about animals with you for hours
- make you laugh even if it’s 2:30am and you’re laying in bed crying because you sat there and over thought
- reassure you that they care and will always be there for you
- tell you that they think you’re cute when you get angry at a video game
- laugh with you
- claim to not know what you’re talking about just so they can watch as you struggle to explain it just to tell you they already know and just think you’re adorable
Most importantly, date someone who makes you happy.
reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to
this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.
i was thinking about calling you a monster, but i didn’t want to insult the cards!





