Harry Potter tweets always make me smile.

Miscellaneous… I’m dead

@canuflylikeurfree

i am just simple man from ukraine

reblog if you’d let him run train on you

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

my last rational brain cell trying to convince my paranoid superstitious ass that my bad luck is unrelated to the position of the planets, the time of year, the number of crows on my roof, or my star sign: 

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS

Can’t find better comments anywhere else via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2mztIO4

The Fall (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh

When I’m trying to watch porn and you keep messaging me.

i was so scared this was lost in history

i think about this every time i use tinder

This is a fucking mess omg

Call me a slut one more time and watch me fuck your dad and make you my stepchild.

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

When you’re laughing about a weird kink with someone but it’s actually your kink

Hermione Granger SNAPPED (x)

post malone x black reader

Title: I Fall Apart

Ship: Post Malone/Black Reader

Tags: Angst, Pregnancy Scare, Hurt/Comfort

Rating: T

“Oh shit.” I yodeled, hands trembling as I held that stick you pee on that tells you that you’re pregnant. “I’m pregnant.”

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