Animaiden3109

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

I’m ready

The Macaroon Saga™

Solidarity.

Wet'suwet'en is just 3K away from their goal and they've had their link up since February please consider helping them cross the finish line this Indigenous Peoples Day.

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there have been no donations for a month, and it’s native american heritage month. do your part!

nov 26

fuck thanksgiving! trying to raise money for an indigenous friend of mine, we only need 150ish usd. pls rb!!

cashapp/venmo: lucifatal

post got kinda long so im trimming it back. we are over halfway to our goal, pls rb!

this site has a kill count my mom was telling me about this scented candle she bought and she said "it's a little fruity" and i was like "wow mom i didn't know you were a homophobe" and the whole family in the zoom call just stopped and stared at me with open judgement and shame while i laughed myself silly

POV you make a tumblr joke in front of people who don't have an account

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH

Time to relax 

(via)

give yourself over to absolute pleasure

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

Are finales that hard?? Or are you just that homophobic?? That bad at writing? Just pretend you like your fans somewhat. Jesus. Y'all deserved more

I know this is about SPN but I read “finales” as “finals” and thought this was a specific call out post to me not writing my final paper. 

The implication that you thought I was calling you homophobic for not doing your paper is killing me

this is no joke. i looked around the reviews of several different candles just in case it could’ve been a single bad batch but nope.

these screenshots are only from like 4 or 5 different candles but i could’ve grabbed plenty more.

y’all, seriously, loss of smell is a possible effect of covid. if things don’t smell/taste as strong as you remember GET TESTED and ISOLATE. if someone you know is complaining about their candles not having a scent, inform them and encourage them to get tested. and wear a fucking mask, y’all.

What a fuckin metric to see the disease!

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

Can we get the nose thing in season 2 please???

He parents his siblings and he’s tired.

Not to be a bitter Jew but I’m thinking back to all those years when I was in college far away from my family and couldn’t go home for Rosh Hashanah or Passover because I had class right before and after. Meanwhile people can’t or won’t skip Thanksgiving this year even though there’s a pandemic. Astonishing tbh

gonna be spicy and not leave this in the tags

My friends and I watched white people gather for Thanksgiving, cases spiked, then the entire Punjabi Sikh community was blamed for the spike when Diwali rolled around.

We didn’t get Vaisakhi or Navratre either and we probably aren’t getting Vaisakhi or New Year’s next year but we’re still staying in and minimizing time at the local gurdware.

This year, Jews stayed home for Passover, Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, and Sukkot.

Muslims stayed home for Hajj.

Hindus and Sikhs stayed home for Diwali.

Christians and atheists need to pull their shit together and stay home for Thanksgiving and Christmas! Missing one year won’t kill you!

Ramadan and Eid al-Fitr were during lockdown and muslims stayed at home. Large muslim communities in the north of England were put under lockdown at 9:15pm the night before Eid ad-Adha and muslims stayed at home but yeah sure we can’t ask people to stay at home for Christmas. Hope as many people “concern blog” about people celebrating Christmas being “responsible and socially distancing” the way they did for every other religious festival

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

Yo what the f u c k