forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor

“he asked me ‘you main junkrat right’ and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body”

send me asks. make me tremble with fuckor

Someone walked up to me in Barnes and Noble like 4 years ago and asked me where the Manga section was. I told them where, but I also let them know that i didn’t work there. They kind of shrugged then looked me dead in the eyes and said.

“Idk, you just looked like you might know.”

I changed my complete aesthetic after hearing that come to jesus, god fearing, exposé of a line.

The other day my manager admitted that she still shops at hot topic, and when I told I knew already because she seemed like the type she threatened to fire me

Activate my fuckor in my inbox

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

Me getting slammed with notifications on this post in particular:

Out of curiosity

And put the fandom its from in tags if you like reblog for sample size yadda yadda

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

Shout out to Harry Hill

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

The logic of “Brands will only hop on the train if they can prove it’s profitable” makes it so much funnier when they clown on this fool. “Yeah we crunched the numbers and we found it to be profitable to call this clown out in public. Jacob hit the post button.”

in the tags

say what you think prev's url means

I'm kind of obsessed with outwardly soft characters who are also like. Lowkey tough as shit like casually indestructible. Characters who are like Well I've been shot three times but I'm alright now, would you like a cup of tea? Like they think that's normal. This is the version of Watson that lives in my head btw

Watson to me is like. He's a nice victorian gentleman. He's a very kind and caring person. He has the type of nonthreatening energy that makes women trust him instinctively. He's also the kind of person who would describe being grazed by a bullet as "just a scratch, really". And he's a massive hypocrite because if anyone hurts Holmes they might find themselves fucking around and finding out

Watson loves admiring scenery and waxing poetic about his very good friend's beautiful hands and bandaging people's wounds for them & he's also an absolute tank of a man. Is my take

[ID: image 1: tags from @agoddamneddelight that read, "#this is also just canon i think #ur so right tho #he's a sweet guy and then he's saying shit like "ill thrash the hide off him if you ask" #like okay girl (smile emoticon) no one is asking u to do that stay safe #john watson"

Image 2: a reply from @ocularshingles that reads, "messed up saying the hippocratic oath and now he can't be harmed" /end ID]

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Hi, Mass Effect Legendary Edition is on sale for SIX DOLLARS.

That's all three games, almost all the DLCs (rip, Pinnacle Station) including weapon and armor packs, for six goddamn dollars.

rb to make tea for the person u reblogged this from

Grad school quote of the day:

Wrong. We all know like half the department.

Get kissed, idiot. A little doodle with @angstmongertina 's Tairuna.

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

What gets me is the look in that border colliers eyes when it hands the leash over. That is a dog which has Fulfilled Its Purpose, and knows it.

LOOK AT ME, MOM. I BROUGHT BACK THE THING THAT WASN'T WHERE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE. I DID THE THING I WAS MADE FOR. DID YOU SEE ME?