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condescending: did someone steal your sweet roll?

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toast | jaimes 20 they/them // bao dur was too much of a malewife to live

I'm watching a lil movie called "Casablanca" rn and wow this shit is great. Why aren't more people talking about this?

Every time I watch a renowned, award-winning movie that has left an indelible mark on not merely film but culture at large, I'm like... [pogging] wough guys this is preddy good

man, the way some of the reddit refugees talk about moving to tumblr is kinda depressing; they're saying stuff like "No one has belittled me on tumblr yet" and "people actually talk to me here."

We've got to rehabilitate these users so that they can see what it's like to have a non-hostile internet experience.

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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

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yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

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choose a country, pick a decade, and GO!!

you’ll get an endless streaming of songs (ad free!).

I personally found myself loving 1970s Ghana, Senegal and Cote d’Ivoire! Also 1920s and 1970s Japan for sure! Cambodian music: spectacular. Love Armenia and Mali as well. I’ve been told 70s Germany is weird and 30s Algeria is cool but I haven’t gotten around to those yet. Italy’s 1960s is bomb ofc but I’m biased ;)

DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth

TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss

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I love you cheats I love you easy mode I love you settings that make things different in specific ways I love you adaptive fighting so it gets easier if you suck at it thank you to all the things in the world of video games that make it so you can access the story regardless of skill but still play it on a higher difficulty if you so desire

jacob’s loyalty mission should have been about his doubts towards cerberus & led to the tipping point of him either defecting in favor of shepard (to act basically as shepard does re: cerberus during me2.. it’s temporary but icy), or re-affirming his loyalty to cerberus. because thats what literally almost all of his dialogue scenes are about. instead we got racist caricature daddy issues that came out of left field & meant virtually nothing to his development unlike every other squadmate’s loyalty mission in the game. thanks i hate it

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post