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Angry Schnauzer

@angryschnauzer / angryschnauzer.tumblr.com

Schnauz. 42, UK. NSFW. Over 18s only. Writing Blog: @angryschnauzerwrites /Reblog Fanfic Library: @suspiciousspaniel  Masterlist can be found on AO3

My Other Blogs and stuff!

I’ve realised this week that not everyone who follows me knows i have sideblogs, mainly because people have been super kind and forwarded me fic recs or thirst posts, only to not realise they have come from my blogs :-)

Obviously this is @angryschnauzer​ which is a big ol’ mess of anything and everything.

Then there is @suspiciousspaniel​ which i reblog every fic i like that other people write to. Its a fanfic library for one and all, so if you see me in your notif’s ‘like’ a story but then not reblog it on angryschnauzer, i bet you’ll see right next to it a notif that suspiciousspaniel reblogged it. Well, that’s me!

I also have @angryschnauzerwrites​ where i reblog just my own writing. That blog was set up a few years ago when being an adult blog you couldn’t tag non adult blogs, so to avoid spending 3+ hours tagging over 400 people for tag lists, of which like 10% worked, i created angryschnauzerwrites. I scrapped tag lists and now if you want a notif that i post new original fanfiction, you need to follow angryschnauzerwrites and put that blog onto alerts.

Finally i also have @redhillconfetti​ which is my serious business blog (no fandom crap), i don’t post often on there but will put things now and again, its simply because i no longer use pintrest for work because too many designs were being stolen on pintrest.

Other stuff:

I also admin a Cavill facebook group: Cavill After Dark 18+

and also a Seb Stan/Chris Evans facebook group: Evanstan After Dark 18+

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"I'm breaking up with you." There was a pregnant pause where the words hung in the air and she blinked at him.

"Okay." She said evenly.

"It's just that--wait, what?"

"I said okay. You want to break up, you don't want to be in a relationship anymore, I'm respecting your wishes."

"You're not upset? What's wrong with you?"

"Trent, you made a reservation at this very nice restaurant out in public so I'd be less inclined to make a scene." She said, guessing correctly. "Now you're pissed that I'm not making a scene?"

"I swear to god, are you even human? I said we're over."

"I heard you the first time." She said, "Would it matter if I did get emotional? Would it change anything if I started crying and begging you to stay?"

"Uh--"

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The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this bitch.

I've been writing for 10 years and have never come up with a line as good as that.

I don’t know if I have missed it, but when was the latest chapter of honey bee? I loved their story and from memory it ended on a real cliffhanger.

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I absolutely PROMISE i'm working on it. Life has been thoroughly kicking me in the arse these last few weeks and i've been working so many hours that i haven't had any time to write. The worst part is the next chapter is almost done! I'll try and get some work done on it this week as i know lots of people are looking forward to it.

I'm sure this trope has been done before...

But what if Mikey…

Didn’t actually die. He survived the ordeal and later grew up, changing his name, so the person that tried killing him wouldn’t find out he lived. He became the one and only… 

Walter Marshall! Joining the Police Force in hopes he could one day catch the sick bastard that tried killing him and murdered his friends.

I mean... if they're comfortable i'd give them a try?

UUURGH ITS TOO HOT.

HUMIDITY SUCKS.

I HATE EVERYONE. GIVE ME COLD RAINY DAYS.

What if, and hear me out.

What they have specifically and purposefully created the most atrocious looks for this season in the hopes that when they make it better for S4 we forgive the ultimate transgression?

Just, what if?

I can't believe The Witcher is ending after season three

"There's going to be a Season Fo--"

I can't believe The Witcher is ending after season three

"Netflix just greenlit Season Fi--"

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WITCHER IS ENDING AFTER SEASON THREE

Scam alert. There is someone posting in a whole load of Henry facebook groups that he is Henry's manager and to beware of scam pages. He is NOT Henry's manager and is yet another scam artist. The blue 'verification' tick is actually what he set his profile picture to. Currently there are no easily accessible details of who Henry's manager is. The real Henry doesn't respond to DM's, and will not message you directly. This facebook account under the name Williams Jother is NOT Henry's manager.