angrypotatomasher

No no no you misheard me you're supposed to dislike the male gaze not the male gays

I want it more than them - so I deserve it

“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates

full res image to share 💜

Hey you good? you reblogged this like three times now.

10 actually i think

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%

From twice a week to every other day

high as hell and im thinking about ehat if there was a meme going around that was just posting this picture under people's posts

captioned "i drinked you" and people would freak out and all the tags would be like "GET DRINKED" "IDIOT GOT DRINKED" tha k you for coming to my teddy talky

this is definitely a faked post but tumblrs still going to make this a meme,,, i drinked you

wtf does faked post even mean in this context. op just said they had a thought and described the thought they had. thats how thinking works

dont think op was ‘high as hell’ when they thought it tho. typos seem exaggerated and also the general tendency of these types of memes is that someone sees it in a dream, and being high whilst thinking of a meme is sorta the logical extension of that

i drinked you

@unpretty

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

They really just put the eyes in the ears, and by Talos did it work

it gets easier everyday

remember when things were simple

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

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avid reader (nonpracticing)

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

When the medieval peasant - the iconic, screwed over, worst off person of pop culture - had more days and time off than you, something’s gone wrong. And apparently something has been wrong for a while now...

Yep. And the trope of the destitute peasant is also a product of a very old con game. Feudal taxes were assessed based largely on property owned, so many villages that weren’t likely to see representatives of the local lord often, would hide much of their property and prosperity whenever the lax collector came by. Supposedly, some even went so far as to hide portions of a town’s developed property behind hills and maintain a few intentionally poorly cared for houses by the roadside. The dirt farming peasant in rags was putting on a show to commit tax fraud. Good for him.

Reblogging for myself

reblogging for those that follow me that may be starting to move out

reblogging for me