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idek what this says i just pressed post immediately after seeing the word 'blessica'

me reading this post

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

Every time

Mr. Fluffypants is real!

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.

unshrimp me back please

first day on the job

Cute kitty and her mom 😍🐱