Sad little frog goes "ribbit ribbit" on a rainy day.

Now in animated form.

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

Real life sims 4 career ulockable furniture

Lucina

Thoughts were thunk

isha in time prison (nurgles basement) breaking her bones (drinking poisons) for 10 million years

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

marcille being the only one who doesn’t find senshi hot… i know what you are

Everyone say Happy Birthday to the inventor of lesbian sex

look at my orb boy

Falin apologists lezggoooooooooo

no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it

you try being anadromous for one week and you wouldn’t make posts like this. you would respect the noble salmon

listening and learning

Yeah