Loputyn
If i say something unfunny in your post replies. im not sorry you get to witness my dope soul
I always forget to post my art here but uhhhh killing eve fanart!!!!!
The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing
The joys of artistic expression cannot be limited to talented people everybody needs it to survive
@literalnobody yeah yeah literally exactly
why does the chain by fleetwood mac go so hard there's no beat drop or anything just a guitar/bass instrumental and lyrics that absolutely fuck
Actually, the *most* unrealistic thing about "Yellowjackets" is that they're all a bunch of teenage American girls in the year 1996 and not even one of them is named "Jennifer."
darecrow
Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”
Screw you, that “fun pizza” looks delicious, actually. I probably would have eaten the whole thing if I were at that party because I love fruit.
Source: weheartit.com
thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack
enigmatic,
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Daniel Craig: SNL bumper photo
I saw somebody asking in the tags so, this is a reference to a very well known, French erotic film from 1974 called Emmanuelle, the film poster has become quite iconic :
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My “No Corpses Are Kept In This Vehicle Overnight” sticker is raising a lot of questions already answered by my sticker
I went to visit my brothers over the weekend and asked the youngest while I was there "Hey bud, does it bother you that we makes jokes about how you were an accident? Cause we can stop if you want" and he didn't even blink he was just like "Nah, I fought off three kinds of birth control. I've earned the right to be here"