Every day at The Onion be like…..
So awesome of Tchaikovsky to write ballets based off of a couple Barbie movies. Cool guy!
me watchng how its made
there b some specific ass machines in this world
Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally
people that own chickens are trustworthy
chickens own themselves
you’re completely right and i’m a fool
when linda cardellini shot her dad in legally blonde bc he married a girl the same age as her … she made some points there
god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport
i’m screaming
delete this
That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh.
This is the most goth shit I’ve ever seen
this looks like the reception desk of my mind
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
this really hit me and I thought it was worth sharing
I will never get tired of this
why do yall hate beer so much? is it bc ur bottoms
It’s because we have taste buds
Let me show you one of my favorite images on the internet: nuns performing “exorcism” on a very patient punk dude

Haha
Little do they know, punk guys are the closest thing we have to angels
thats adorable
He just…..pats her hand.
Like “your doing great, keep it up.”
Like, he’s not even upset, he’s taking it with stride and amusement and I love him for that.
Punks are sweethearts.
you can clearly see him trying to invert her cross thats so funny
Just a heads up, this sin’t an exorcism, Nuns cannot do them and more so, they cannot be done in public. They are, in fact, blessing him
Omgg that is so much better thank you
THIS POST JUST GOT THOUSANDS OF TIMES BETTER
The inverted cross, or Petrine Cross, is a symbol of Saint Peter. He felt unworthy of dying the same way as Jesus, and asked to be crucified upside-down instead. To this day, the Vatican uses the inverted cross as a respectful holy symbol.
LMAO
Atheists resigned!
i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!
I really hope Youtube knows that whenever one of their surveys comes up before a video I just immediately click whatever the bottom answer is in order to get it out of the way as fast as possible. Enjoy the data
I intentionally choose the least correct answer
I’m going to start doing that as praxis






